You know you're obsessed when.....

vermin76 · Post by **vermin76** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:25 pm

you know when youre obsessed when you put your baseball top on in the bedroom getting ready to go out somewhere and you ask yourself where your furies black wig has gone later to find your girlfriend has sneaked in behind you and run off with it because shes sick of hearing you go on about the warriors

there are certain degrees of truth in this post

The Rogue · Post by **The Rogue** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:11 pm

you know your obsessed when your pick up line is "hey, i got the big one"

you know your obsessed when every time theres a delay you think your gonna get japped

LizzyBorden · Post by **LizzyBorden** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:23 pm

When you begin refering to having sex w/ your girlfriend as 'getting a little exercise'...
Bonus...Your girlfriend is okay w/ it..
also she watches "the Warriors" as much as you do...

vermin76 · Post by **vermin76** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:36 pm

when your inlaws come to the door and you dread the thought then think to yourself

"who wants to hide?"

now can you dig that suckas

Tantive7 · Post by **Tantive7** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:42 pm

When you post more than once,which part is your favorite part in the film.
Personally,I love the whole film period!!!

jjchampion · Post by **jjchampion** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:49 pm

I know I'm obsessed because...

Whenever my wife and I are waiting for an El train in Chicago, I'll say "That's our train! We gotta make it!" Then when we're on the train, I'll look at the map and say "(our destination) must be fifty to a hundred miles from here."

Similarly, whenever we see a fire, I'll say "Maybe we oughta worry about who set that god damn fire."

Peterp · Post by **Peterp** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:48 am

When you go to the seedest part of town in your city and try and find a cheap whore called Mercy

prozium · Post by **prozium** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:42 pm

When looking for my cat (we usually ut our cat in the hallway at nights) I sometimes find myself yelling "Ella! Come out to playiayyy"

Coney Island Baby · Post by **Coney Island Baby** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:28 pm

Wow, it's good to see that this thread is still hanging in there.

You know you're obsessed when you see a mime performing in the street and you beat the crap out of him, and then you apologize to the frightened kids who witnessed it and explain to them that you thought he was a High-Hat.

Gaelicmaiden · Post by **Gaelicmaiden** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:05 pm

When you're listening to REM's "It's the End of the World as We Know It" and when you get to the part where they sing, "Coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck," you immediately think of the park scene.

emissary · Post by **emissary** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:25 pm

Everytime I go to any natural body of water I look out and say "When we see the ocean we figure we're home we're safe."
Everytime I go on a train, even if I just stepped on and the doors will close in two seconds I say, "How much longer we gotta wait?...We might be here forever.... I'm sick of waitin for trains!"
When I get a call while driving and someone asks me where I'm going, I say, "I'm marching down to" wherever I'm going.."right through these lame _ _ _ _ territory."
I have others but those are the basics.

The Warriors 9 · Post by **The Warriors 9** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:48 pm

Its good to know all those voices in my head are normal and I don't need therapy.

Mercy · Post by **Mercy** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:03 pm

when your boyfriend gives you flowers, and you ask him:
Me: What's that for?
Him: I'ts because I love you...
Then you slap him in the face.
Me: THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES, STUPID.

Lazyjoker · Post by **Lazyjoker** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:15 pm

When you qoute 3 or more lines from the film up to 3 times a week.

KillerMime · Post by **KillerMime** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:57 pm

Whenever you see someone on rollerskates, you blast them with spray paint and then punch them in the face.

When you can't watch a hockey game without thinking of the Riffs in that last scene on the beach.

When you read about an orphanage in the newspaper, you can't help but think what a low class outfit they are.

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