is this guy for real?

bushnut · Post by **bushnut** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:30 pm

Check out this site on luther. http://david-patrick-kelly.125mb.com what sort of freak does these things? a warriors trilogy? says he died of aids too. he's still alive right?

Love me! LOVE DOPEFISH! · Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:44 pm

since '94, David Patrick Kelly's featured in 14 different things, mostly movies. I don't think it's a zombie or a robot clone.

Upon shallow examination, he's clearly a joker.

Post by **GonzoNYC** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:45 pm

That is one weird site. According to imdb he is still alive.

Oddity · Post by **Oddity** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:48 pm

OMG that site sucks

jjchampion · Post by **jjchampion** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:09 am

Couldn't help but notice this passage on the bio:

Nobody really knows anything about Sully (AKA David Patrick Kelly) except that he was born in 1938 in Baltimore.

Which would've made him 41 when the Warriors was released. To quote the Riffs, "YEAH RIGHT!"

PadLock · Post by **PadLock** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:10 am

He was just in "The Longest Yard". I think his best film next to the warriors was the crow.

Rem · Post by **Rem** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:12 am

That reminds me of REAL Ultimate Power...

http://www.realultimatepower.net

I love how almost every link leads to the "warriors, come out to pla-ay" clip

jjchampion · Post by **jjchampion** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:29 pm

Yes, Mr. Rembrandt, that guy's descriptions of the movies are very much like the Real Ultimate Power site, but Real Ultimate Power does it much better. My favorite thing about that site is all the hate mail. So great.

vermin76 · Post by **vermin76** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:51 am

baltimore eh!hmmmmmmmmmmmm

go to imbd and it tells you detroit was where he was born.

what are these lame F**** talking about?

i told you theyre a bunch of wimps

Dolewhite80 · Post by **Dolewhite80** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:28 pm

haha i can feel my iq dropping.

streetsofrage · Post by **streetsofrage** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:20 am

Ah, so someone posted this before me.
Well I think it's pretty obvious it's a joke by someone who knows a lot about DPK and holds him highly. Come on guys, you've got to admit - it is pretty funny.

vermin76 · Post by **vermin76** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:31 pm

who,d find it funny to go up to dpk,s face and tell him that he,s dead?

Post by **The Fox** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:50 pm

It didn't even make me think it was funny once.

The Ultimate Power is funny though.

Putrid Moldyman · Post by **Putrid Moldyman** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:49 pm

jjchampion wrote:Yes, Mr. Rembrandt, that guy's descriptions of the movies are very much like the Real Ultimate Power site, but Real Ultimate Power does it much better. My favorite thing about that site is all the hate mail. So great.

I sent that bastard hatemail recently, making an argument for Robots as Ninjas (the site states that only Mammals can be ninjas), but Mr. Hamburger never posted it. I went ahead and bought his book, anyway.

Rem · Post by **Rem** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:40 am

Dude robots can't be ninjas. Robots can't moonwalk well, that's why. And (for those of you that know the site, please excuse this if you are unfamiliar with it) robots can't pop boners like injas can. It's that simple.

Oh, and correction vermin76, you go up to DPK and say "you're dead, all of you, and you know it."