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is this guy for real?

Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:30 pm
by bushnut
Check out this site on luther. http://david-patrick-kelly.125mb.com what sort of freak does these things? a warriors trilogy? says he died of aids too. he's still alive right?

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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:44 pm
by Love me! LOVE DOPEFISH!
since '94, David Patrick Kelly's featured in 14 different things, mostly movies. I don't think it's a zombie or a robot clone.

Upon shallow examination, he's clearly a joker. :P

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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:45 pm
by GonzoNYC
That is one weird site. According to imdb he is still alive.

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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:48 pm
by Oddity
OMG that site sucks :lol:

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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:09 am
by jjchampion
Couldn't help but notice this passage on the bio:
Nobody really knows anything about Sully (AKA David Patrick Kelly) except that he was born in 1938 in Baltimore.
Which would've made him 41 when the Warriors was released. To quote the Riffs, "YEAH RIGHT!"

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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:10 am
by PadLock
He was just in "The Longest Yard". I think his best film next to the warriors was the crow.

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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:12 am
by Rem
That reminds me of REAL Ultimate Power...

http://www.realultimatepower.net

I love how almost every link leads to the "warriors, come out to pla-ay" clip

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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:29 pm
by jjchampion
Yes, Mr. Rembrandt, that guy's descriptions of the movies are very much like the Real Ultimate Power site, but Real Ultimate Power does it much better. My favorite thing about that site is all the hate mail. So great.

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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:51 am
by vermin76
baltimore eh!hmmmmmmmmmmmm

go to imbd and it tells you detroit was where he was born.

what are these lame F**** talking about?



i told you theyre a bunch of wimps :lol:

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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:28 pm
by Dolewhite80
haha i can feel my iq dropping.

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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:20 am
by streetsofrage
Ah, so someone posted this before me.
Well I think it's pretty obvious it's a joke by someone who knows a lot about DPK and holds him highly. Come on guys, you've got to admit - it is pretty funny.

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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:31 pm
by vermin76
who,d find it funny to go up to dpk,s face and tell him that he,s dead? :o

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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:50 pm
by The Fox
It didn't even make me think it was funny once. :roll:

The Ultimate Power is funny though.

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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:49 pm
by Putrid Moldyman
jjchampion wrote:Yes, Mr. Rembrandt, that guy's descriptions of the movies are very much like the Real Ultimate Power site, but Real Ultimate Power does it much better. My favorite thing about that site is all the hate mail. So great.
I sent that bastard hatemail recently, making an argument for Robots as Ninjas (the site states that only Mammals can be ninjas), but Mr. Hamburger never posted it. I went ahead and bought his book, anyway.

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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:40 am
by Rem
Dude robots can't be ninjas. Robots can't moonwalk well, that's why. And (for those of you that know the site, please excuse this if you are unfamiliar with it) robots can't pop boners like injas can. It's that simple.

Oh, and correction vermin76, you go up to DPK and say "you're dead, all of you, and you know it."