Favorite movie quotes?

[wargod]

cop: here doofie smell my fingers
retard (doofie): what is that
cop: that doofie, that is the smell of a man
retard (doofie): hey brand(cop) smell my fingers
cop: (smells fingers) ewwww doofie what thell is that
retard (doofie): my ass

[Space Toaster]

Other Father: All will be swell, soon as Mother's refreshed. Her strength is our strength. ...Mustn't talk when Mother's not here.

[4nik8]

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

[Lion]

i must brake you!

[4nik8]

i must brake you!

Go for it!

[wargod]

teacher in 5th grade: if at fist you dont succeed try, try again

wargod: if at first you dont succeed, give it up ya big loser

[4nik8]

Do security cams count as movies now?

[Lion]

Do security cams count as movies now?

we will here...

[wargod]

Do security cams count as movies now?

HELL YEAH LOL

[Space Toaster]

Well in that case...

Dylan: *fighting with the sink drain* It won't go in the hole!
Me: That's what she said.
Classmates: SARAH!

Me: Hey, we're near Waterbury.
Kat: ...Your water broke?!

[!Furies!Punks!]

I know this isn't a movie but it is still good.

"Joy Bayheart finally left The View!"
*Looks at photo*
"Ohh..."

[4nik8]

I know this isn't a movie but it is still good.

"Joy Bayheart finally left The View!"
*Looks at photo*
"Ohh..."

is this from a bit? Is calling Joy Behar "Bayheart" part of it?

And while i'm at it, is the quote below really from a movie?

cop: here doofie smell my fingers
retard (doofie): what is that
cop: that doofie, that is the smell of a man
retard (doofie): hey brand(cop) smell my fingers
cop: (smells fingers) ewwww doofie what thell is that
retard (doofie): my ass

[Ninth Delegate]

I think its from the scream spoof "scary movie".

[4nik8]

well, that would explain why i don't know it then - i abhor those spoofs!

[turnbull gbr]

well, that would explain why i don't know it then - i abhor those spoofs!

WHAT! surely you like Airplane?