The Hot Rods - Introduction

[CheesyJesus]

New York 1982 - December 31 -Countdown to midnight

In an old worn out building that had seen much better days, storing some of the strangest objects which had no moral values, such as an old racer car, no engine, broken windshield, and no seats, old street signs with names of streets that probably didn't even exist anymore and a poster that dated back so long that it was advertising "The New Wonder Wheel"


Sitting in a torn up chair was an eccentric looking man in a flame red jacket, black leather pants and strange boots that had spikes sticking out of them, he wa slying back watching TV very excited

"The Ball is dropping, the ball is dropping!!" shouted the man still looking very eccentric, his eyes extremly wide.
"Woop de firckkin do, the ball drops every year Spoon...it ain't nothing special...just that dropping...them singing and a bunch of fireworks giving ME a headache!" Replied an incoming man with the same strange uniform as the other with a more serious look and tone to him.
"But it's the new year Pres...I just love the new year" Answered Spoon keeping his always eccentric tone, Spoon was a member of a gang, the Hot Rods they liked to call themselves, not a big gang as other well known gangs of the past had been suh as "The Riffs" or the new top gang of the city "The Warriors"
"Soemtimes I wonder why the hell I'm stuck with you as a brother...I musta really p***ed someone off in my past life! Replied Pres, Spoon's brother and fellow gang member
"Will you two enjoy the peace for once...this is the first time where we havn't had the cops at our freaking doorstep in weeks!" Shouted yet another gang member with a somewhat sarcastic tone, again wearing the same uniform, this man's name was Trig...not the most original of nicknames but he was the leader...if anybody questioned him on his name...they'd be idiots.
"Yeah....but the new year won't stop them from being at our doorstep tomorrow will it!" Answered Pres somewhat angered which was no surprise to Trig or even Spoon...whther you could tell Spoon was angry or not, is a different story.
"No...but I've fixed problems like the police before...i'll do it again...so I suggest you shut up...sit down...and enjoy the new year like your brother is...god knows minds like his are actually useful sometimes.....hey wheeler turn on the radio Miss May will be on right now!" Trig ordered this so Pres could quiten down, Trig always knew the radio would quiet Pres down.
"Ahh the sweet sounding voice of Miss May" Replied Wheeler as he tuned theradio
"Why do we call her that anyway?" Asked Spoon still staring at the TV as the fireworks were now going off as Pres had predicted holding his head.
"Because wheeler first heard Miss May back in the May of 1979 and of course because of the month he decided to call her that"
"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP...Miss May is talking!"  Wheeler shouted suddenly hooked to the radio like some magnet.

"The New Year has just arrived boppers and all gangs are going to be making some resolutions this year to deal with their rivalries...especially The Masterminds...those masters of mind games have declared they are going to put an end to their war with their long time rivals The Hot Rods once and for all...I know for one that the Hot Rods are going to put up one heck of a war game...good night boppers...and have a happy New Year"

"Happy New Year to you too Miss May" Cooed Wheeler as he slowly turned the radio off and slugged away not realising what she just said
"Wheeler wake up...you can day dream about her later...if you wern't going ga-ga over that voice of hers you'd have known that those idiot Masterminds are going to "wage war" on us" SHouted Trig as Wheeler grabbed a seat
"Them guys wouldn't know how to wage war with a paper bag...sure they play mind games..we've had the occaisional body part mailed to us or the occaisional flaming skull through the window to try and freak us out but we've fought these guys countless times and every time we've won!" Pres stated calmly yet loudly
"...It's STILL another fight and whether we've won them all before or not...we could eaisly lose one with people thinking like you are....Spoon go round up the rest...Wheeler open the weapons vault and Pres...for gods sakes try not to be an a**hole!" Ordered Trig as the memebrs moved out to get ready for a fight.

[kowolski]

Alright,A Rat Rod greaser story. I dig  8) 

[Rocko]

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