Luther's phone call I

[Ravage]

A Wall Phone

Luther listening to the receiver.

Zero: Zero. Speak.
Luther: Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Zero: Did everything go according to plan?
Luther: Yeah, it was a real mess up there. This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Zero: The Riffs just put out the word ? on the Warriors.
Luther: They did?
Zero: They want them alive.
Luther: Well, that's OK. These guys, the Warriors...
Zero: You sure they?re taking the fall for this?
Luther: Yeah. They deserve it.
Zero: Maybe you should find them first.
Luther: Yeah. We will. Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

Cropsey: We set?

Luther: We're set, all right. Somebody should pick them up. The Riffs sent out the word, they want?em alive. We don't.

Cropsey: The sooner someone grabs them, the better.

Luther: You afraid the Warriors will talk before they get racked?

Cropsey: I'm worried. I don't want the Riffs after me.

Luther: They're looking for the Warriors, remember? We can do some looking, too. Ought to make you feel better.

[The Fox]

That sounds good!

Are you friends with Slade?

[The Orphan]

Luthers Mom:Hello is this luther?
Luther: Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Luthers mom:good, are u ok?wat happend at ur litt;e meetin?
Luther: Yeah, it was a real mess up there. This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Luthers mom:well the riffs just called and told me that the word is out on the warriors
Luther: They did?
Zero: yes an o yea they want them alive
Luther: Well, that's OK. These guys, the Warriors...
Zero: You sure ur gunna be ok?im gunna call those warriors mothers and have a little talk with them!
Luther: Yeah. They deserve it.
Zero:maybe u should get a phonebook for me!
Luther: Yeah. We will. Take care of yourself




MINES BETTER AND FUNNIER!!

[Sleeping Dragon]

Police Receptionist:Hello,this is the police.
Luther:Yeah.How are you?I was just checking in.
PR:You're one of those gang members from that meeting!You're under arrest!!
L:Yeah,it was a real mess up there.This guy Cyrus had an accident.
PR:The Riffs put out the word on the Warriors.
L:They did?
PR:But you must be the real shooter.Stay put!!
L:Well,that's ok.These guys The Warriors...
PR:...Are innocent and will not be pressed with charges.
L:Yeah.They deserve it.
PR:Damn right they do.You will go to jail.
L:Yeah.We will.Take care of yourself.
PR:What the hell are yo-
Back at the Police station
PR:What the hell was that all about?            Lol

[BTW A.K.A the killer household appliance]

Luthers Mom:Hello is this luther?
Luther: Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Luthers mom:good, are u ok?wat happend at ur litt;e meetin?
Luther: Yeah, it was a real mess up there. This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Luthers mom:well the riffs just called and told me that the word is out on the warriors
Luther: They did?
Zero: yes an o yea they want them alive
Luther: Well, that's OK. These guys, the Warriors...
Zero: You sure ur gunna be ok?im gunna call those warriors mothers and have a little talk with them!
Luther: Yeah. They deserve it.
Zero:maybe u should get a phonebook for me!
Luther: Yeah. We will. Take care of yourself




MINES BETTER AND FUNNIER!!

HAH! you wish :badgrin:

[Jigsaw]

(If Cleon lived lol this would be awesome) LOL!

Cleon:  Yo man, where are you I'm gonna kill your ass!
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Cleon:  How am I? You lucky I'm not there right now!
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Cleon:  You honestly think I don't know that? The Riffs sent out the word on my gang. Your dead!                 
Luther:  They did?
Cleon:  I am going to wreck your punk-ass! 
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Cleon:  I know who they are, I'm the leader of their gang!               
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Cleon:  First you get the Riffs after me, then you compliment me?                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Cleon hanging up the phone.
Cleon:...What!?

LOLOLOL

[Sleeping Dragon]

Heh.nice.

[Ravage]

A Wall Phone

Luther listening to the receiver.

Mr. X:  I didn't expect to hear from you tonight.
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Mr. X:  I hear the contract was fulfilled.
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Mr. X:  His crew just dropped the word on the Warriors.                 
Luther:  They did?
Mr. X:  They want them alive.  You don't.  Apparently, there is a witness.
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Mr. X:  No witnesses Luther.  Find them and take care of it.               
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Mr. X:  The money will be ready for you tomorrow.  Come by after dark.                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

Cropsey:  We set?

Luther:  We're set, all right.  Somebody should pick them up.  The Riffs sent out the word, they want?em alive. We don't.
                 
Cropsey:  The sooner someone grabs them, the better.
                 
Luther:  You afraid the Warriors will talk before they get racked?
                 
Cropsey:  I'm worried. I don't want the Riffs after me.
                 
Luther:  They're looking for the Warriors, remember?  We can do some looking, too.  Ought to make you feel better.

[Vermin16]

mr. X... cool. this was the best.

[Ajax_41]

(If Cleon lived lol this would be awesome) LOL!

Cleon:  Yo man, where are you I'm gonna kill your ass!
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Cleon:  How am I? You lucky I'm not there right now!
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Cleon:  You honestly think I don't know that? The Riffs sent out the word on my gang. Your dead!                   
Luther:  They did?
Cleon:  I am going to wreck your punk-ass! 
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Cleon:  I know who they are, I'm the leader of their gang!                 
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Cleon:  First you get the Riffs after me, then you compliment me?                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Cleon hanging up the phone.
Cleon:...What!?

LOLOLOL

this one honestly made me laugh!!

[Ajax_41]

maybe luther is'nt the warlord,maybe he is speaking to the warlord

[Ravage]

A Wall Phone

Luther listening to the receiver.

Lizzy:  You promised to call earlier.  I thought you forgot.
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Lizzy:  Did you go up to the Bronx?
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Lizzy:  The Riffs said they want everyone looking for the Warriors.                 
Luther:  They did?
Lizzy:  And to bring them in dead or alive. 
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Lizzy:  We're gonna start looking and see if we can find them first.               
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Lizzy:  Keep your head down.  The cops are everywhere tonight.                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

Cropsey:  We set?

Luther:  We're set, all right.  Somebody should pick them up.  The Riffs sent out the word, they want?em alive. We don't.
                 
Cropsey:  The sooner someone grabs them, the better.
                 
Luther:  You afraid the Warriors will talk before they get racked?
                 
Cropsey:  I'm worried. I don't want the Riffs after me.
                 
Luther:  They're looking for the Warriors, remember?  We can do some looking, too.  Ought to make you feel better.

[Jigsaw]

That Works well. This would be pointless.

Baseball Furies Leader: ...
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Baseball Furies Leader: ...
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Baseball Furies Leader: ...
Luther:  They did?
Baseball Furies Leader: ... 
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Baseball Furies Leader: ...               
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Baseball Furies Leader: ...                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

Cropsey:  We set?

Luther:  We're set, all right.  Somebody should pick them up.  The Riffs sent out the word, they want?em alive. We don't.
                 
Cropsey:  The sooner someone grabs them, the better.
                 
Luther:  You afraid the Warriors will talk before they get racked?
                 
Cropsey:  I'm worried. I don't want the Riffs after me.
                 
Luther:  They're looking for the Warriors, remember?  We can do some looking, too.  Ought to make you feel better.

lol

[Ravage]

A Wall Phone

Luther listening to his dog on the receiver.

Rover:  No food, no water and I have worms in case you need a reminder.
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Rover:  You listening to me dummy?  You leave without letting me out of the house for two days and then run off to the Bronx with your friends?
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Rover:  Yeah?  Well he can join the club.  It's a real mess back here too.  I think your plants all died.                 
Luther:  They did?
Rover:  The ones I didn't pee on I ate, Einstein.
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Rover:  Worms, Luther.  You do understand they don't go away on their own?  You need to pull them out.             
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Rover:  These are bad.  You and Cropsey better get back here soon and hook me up.               
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

[Vermin16]

A Wall Phone

Luther listening to his dog on the receiver.

Rover:  No food, no water and I have worms in case you need a reminder.
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Rover:  You listening to me dummy?  You leave without letting me out of the house for two days and then run off to the Bronx with your friends?
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Rover:  Yeah?  Well he can join the club.  It's a real mess back here too.  I think your plants all died.                   
Luther:  They did?
Rover:  The ones I didn't pee on I ate, Eintstein.
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Rover:  Worms, Luther.  You do understand they don't go away on their own?  You need to pull them out.             
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Rover:  These are bad.  You and Cropsey better get back here soon and hook me up.                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

:lol:This is the best one by far