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Luther's phone call I

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:30 pm
by Ravage
A Wall Phone

Luther listening to the receiver.

Zero: Zero. Speak.
Luther: Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Zero: Did everything go according to plan?
Luther: Yeah, it was a real mess up there. This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Zero: The Riffs just put out the word ? on the Warriors.
Luther: They did?
Zero: They want them alive.
Luther: Well, that's OK. These guys, the Warriors...
Zero: You sure they?re taking the fall for this?
Luther: Yeah. They deserve it.
Zero: Maybe you should find them first.
Luther: Yeah. We will. Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

Cropsey: We set?

Luther: We're set, all right. Somebody should pick them up. The Riffs sent out the word, they want?em alive. We don't.

Cropsey: The sooner someone grabs them, the better.

Luther: You afraid the Warriors will talk before they get racked?

Cropsey: I'm worried. I don't want the Riffs after me.

Luther: They're looking for the Warriors, remember? We can do some looking, too. Ought to make you feel better.

Luther's phone call I

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:00 pm
by The Fox
That sounds good!

Are you friends with Slade? ;)

Luther's phone call I

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 1:47 am
by The Orphan
Luthers Mom:Hello is this luther?
Luther: Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Luthers mom:good, are u ok?wat happend at ur litt;e meetin?
Luther: Yeah, it was a real mess up there. This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Luthers mom:well the riffs just called and told me that the word is out on the warriors
Luther: They did?
Zero: yes an o yea they want them alive
Luther: Well, that's OK. These guys, the Warriors...
Zero: You sure ur gunna be ok?im gunna call those warriors mothers and have a little talk with them!
Luther: Yeah. They deserve it.
Zero:maybe u should get a phonebook for me!
Luther: Yeah. We will. Take care of yourself




MINES BETTER AND FUNNIER!!

Re: Luther's phone call I

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:59 pm
by Sleeping Dragon
Police Receptionist:Hello,this is the police.
Luther:Yeah.How are you?I was just checking in.
PR:You're one of those gang members from that meeting!You're under arrest!!
L:Yeah,it was a real mess up there.This guy Cyrus had an accident.
PR:The Riffs put out the word on the Warriors.
L:They did?
PR:But you must be the real shooter.Stay put!!
L:Well,that's ok.These guys The Warriors...
PR:...Are innocent and will not be pressed with charges.
L:Yeah.They deserve it.
PR:Damn right they do.You will go to jail.
L:Yeah.We will.Take care of yourself.
PR:What the hell are yo-
Back at the Police station
PR:What the hell was that all about?            Lol

Re: Luther's phone call I

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:54 pm
by BTW A.K.A the killer household appliance
The Orphan wrote: Luthers Mom:Hello is this luther?
Luther: Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Luthers mom:good, are u ok?wat happend at ur litt;e meetin?
Luther: Yeah, it was a real mess up there. This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Luthers mom:well the riffs just called and told me that the word is out on the warriors
Luther: They did?
Zero: yes an o yea they want them alive
Luther: Well, that's OK. These guys, the Warriors...
Zero: You sure ur gunna be ok?im gunna call those warriors mothers and have a little talk with them!
Luther: Yeah. They deserve it.
Zero:maybe u should get a phonebook for me!
Luther: Yeah. We will. Take care of yourself




MINES BETTER AND FUNNIER!!
HAH! you wish :badgrin:

Re: Luther's phone call I

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:24 pm
by Jigsaw
(If Cleon lived lol this would be awesome) LOL!

Cleon:  Yo man, where are you I'm gonna kill your ass!
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Cleon:  How am I? You lucky I'm not there right now!
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Cleon:  You honestly think I don't know that? The Riffs sent out the word on my gang. Your dead!                 
Luther:  They did?
Cleon:  I am going to wreck your punk-ass! 
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Cleon:  I know who they are, I'm the leader of their gang!               
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Cleon:  First you get the Riffs after me, then you compliment me?                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Cleon hanging up the phone.
Cleon:...What!?

LOLOLOL

Re: Luther's phone call I

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:14 pm
by Sleeping Dragon
Heh.nice.

Re: Luther's phone call I; second attempt

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:33 pm
by Ravage
A Wall Phone

Luther listening to the receiver.

Mr. X:  I didn't expect to hear from you tonight.
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Mr. X:  I hear the contract was fulfilled.
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Mr. X:  His crew just dropped the word on the Warriors.                 
Luther:  They did?
Mr. X:  They want them alive.  You don't.  Apparently, there is a witness.
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Mr. X:  No witnesses Luther.  Find them and take care of it.               
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Mr. X:  The money will be ready for you tomorrow.  Come by after dark.                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

Cropsey:  We set?

Luther:  We're set, all right.  Somebody should pick them up.  The Riffs sent out the word, they want?em alive. We don't.
                 
Cropsey:  The sooner someone grabs them, the better.
                 
Luther:  You afraid the Warriors will talk before they get racked?
                 
Cropsey:  I'm worried. I don't want the Riffs after me.
                 
Luther:  They're looking for the Warriors, remember?  We can do some looking, too.  Ought to make you feel better.

Re: Luther's phone call I

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:43 pm
by Vermin16
mr. X... cool. this was the best.

Re: Luther's phone call I

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:51 pm
by Ajax_41
Vermin_2_2 wrote: (If Cleon lived lol this would be awesome) LOL!

Cleon:  Yo man, where are you I'm gonna kill your ass!
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Cleon:  How am I? You lucky I'm not there right now!
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Cleon:  You honestly think I don't know that? The Riffs sent out the word on my gang. Your dead!                   
Luther:  They did?
Cleon:  I am going to wreck your punk-ass! 
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Cleon:  I know who they are, I'm the leader of their gang!                 
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Cleon:  First you get the Riffs after me, then you compliment me?                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Cleon hanging up the phone.
Cleon:...What!?

LOLOLOL
this one honestly made me laugh!! :lol: :lol:

Re: Luther's phone call I

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:55 pm
by Ajax_41
maybe luther is'nt the warlord,maybe he is speaking to the warlord

Re: Luther's phone call I

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:24 pm
by Ravage
A Wall Phone

Luther listening to the receiver.

Lizzy:  You promised to call earlier.  I thought you forgot.
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Lizzy:  Did you go up to the Bronx?
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Lizzy:  The Riffs said they want everyone looking for the Warriors.                 
Luther:  They did?
Lizzy:  And to bring them in dead or alive. 
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Lizzy:  We're gonna start looking and see if we can find them first.               
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Lizzy:  Keep your head down.  The cops are everywhere tonight.                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

Cropsey:  We set?

Luther:  We're set, all right.  Somebody should pick them up.  The Riffs sent out the word, they want?em alive. We don't.
                 
Cropsey:  The sooner someone grabs them, the better.
                 
Luther:  You afraid the Warriors will talk before they get racked?
                 
Cropsey:  I'm worried. I don't want the Riffs after me.
                 
Luther:  They're looking for the Warriors, remember?  We can do some looking, too.  Ought to make you feel better.

Re: Luther's phone call I

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:08 pm
by Jigsaw
That Works well. This would be pointless.

Baseball Furies Leader: ...
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Baseball Furies Leader: ...
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Baseball Furies Leader: ...
Luther:  They did?
Baseball Furies Leader: ... 
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Baseball Furies Leader: ...               
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Baseball Furies Leader: ...                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

Cropsey:  We set?

Luther:  We're set, all right.  Somebody should pick them up.  The Riffs sent out the word, they want?em alive. We don't.
                 
Cropsey:  The sooner someone grabs them, the better.
                 
Luther:  You afraid the Warriors will talk before they get racked?
                 
Cropsey:  I'm worried. I don't want the Riffs after me.
                 
Luther:  They're looking for the Warriors, remember?  We can do some looking, too.  Ought to make you feel better.

lol

Re: Luther's phone call I

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:14 am
by Ravage
A Wall Phone

Luther listening to his dog on the receiver.

Rover:  No food, no water and I have worms in case you need a reminder.
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Rover:  You listening to me dummy?  You leave without letting me out of the house for two days and then run off to the Bronx with your friends?
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Rover:  Yeah?  Well he can join the club.  It's a real mess back here too.  I think your plants all died.                 
Luther:  They did?
Rover:  The ones I didn't pee on I ate, Einstein.
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Rover:  Worms, Luther.  You do understand they don't go away on their own?  You need to pull them out.             
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Rover:  These are bad.  You and Cropsey better get back here soon and hook me up.               
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

Re: Luther's phone call I

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:37 am
by Vermin16
Ravage wrote: A Wall Phone

Luther listening to his dog on the receiver.

Rover:  No food, no water and I have worms in case you need a reminder.
Luther:  Yeah. How are you? I was just checking in.
Rover:  You listening to me dummy?  You leave without letting me out of the house for two days and then run off to the Bronx with your friends?
Luther:  Yeah, it was a real mess up there.  This guy Cyrus had an accident.
Rover:  Yeah?  Well he can join the club.  It's a real mess back here too.  I think your plants all died.                   
Luther:  They did?
Rover:  The ones I didn't pee on I ate, Eintstein.
Luther:  Well, that's OK.  These guys, the Warriors...
Rover:  Worms, Luther.  You do understand they don't go away on their own?  You need to pull them out.             
Luther:  Yeah. They deserve it.
Rover:  These are bad.  You and Cropsey better get back here soon and hook me up.                 
Luther:  Yeah. We will.  Take care of yourself.

Hangs up.

:lol:This is the best one by far :lol: