How Vermin and Cleon joined The Destroyers
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:51 pm
In the year 1978 January 1st at 12:00 am.
(Vermin & Cleon are both walking down the streets of Coney)
Vermin:Yo Cleon are you sure you wanna do this?
Cleon:Possitive.
Vermin:Were probally gonna be picked by one of the most low classed gangs like The Orphans.
Cleon:So what? At least well be in a gang thats all that matters!
Vermin:Whatever man...
(Vermin and Cleon keep walking till they reach the king of the hill contest)
Anouncer:Welcome all you sons of b**ches!
Anouncer:In this game your objective is to stand on the top of the hill and not get thrown off!
Anouncer:Oh yeah and only one member of each gang can preticipate and guest your allowed too just dont die!
Anouncer:Are you p**cks ready?!
(Everybody screams)
Anouncer:3...2...1...GO!
(Vermin & Cleon run up all the way to the hill with every other gang)
(Cleon picks up the Huns and throws him off)
(Vermin knees one of the boppers in the groin then does an uppercut to the chin then the bopper gos flying off the hill)
(Cleon does a dropkick in the center of one of the Orphans chest the Orphan falls off)
(Vermin picks up one of the destroyers by his neck and throws him off)
Anouncer:The winners are...What are your names?
Vermin:Vermin & Cleon...
Anouncer:Shermin and Leon!
(Everybody cheers)
Vermin:Shermin and Leon?
(Virgil of the Destroyers comes up to them)
Virgil:Yall Won!
(Virgil jumps up and down clapping as Vermin and Cleon both stare at him)
Virgil:Yall wanna join the Destroyers?
Cleon:Sure thats cool with us right Vermin?...
Vermin:Yeah thats cool...
Virgil:Great!
(Virgil takes them to the Destroyers hangout)
Virgil:Ill be right back i just gotta get your uniforms...
Vermin:Is that are uniforms what your wearing?
Virgil:What white boy you got a problem with it?!
Vermin:Oh no not at all!
(Virgil walks away rolling his eyes)
(Virgil comes back with the uniforms)
Virgil:Heres your uniforms now go change!
(Virgil pushes Vermin and Cleon out the hangout)
Vermin:Man...That dudes got one serious anger problem!
Cleon:Just shut and change!
Vermin:Ok,Ok...
(Vermin and Cleon both walk the opposite way)
The end.
(Vermin & Cleon are both walking down the streets of Coney)
Vermin:Yo Cleon are you sure you wanna do this?
Cleon:Possitive.
Vermin:Were probally gonna be picked by one of the most low classed gangs like The Orphans.
Cleon:So what? At least well be in a gang thats all that matters!
Vermin:Whatever man...
(Vermin and Cleon keep walking till they reach the king of the hill contest)
Anouncer:Welcome all you sons of b**ches!
Anouncer:In this game your objective is to stand on the top of the hill and not get thrown off!
Anouncer:Oh yeah and only one member of each gang can preticipate and guest your allowed too just dont die!
Anouncer:Are you p**cks ready?!
(Everybody screams)
Anouncer:3...2...1...GO!
(Vermin & Cleon run up all the way to the hill with every other gang)
(Cleon picks up the Huns and throws him off)
(Vermin knees one of the boppers in the groin then does an uppercut to the chin then the bopper gos flying off the hill)
(Cleon does a dropkick in the center of one of the Orphans chest the Orphan falls off)
(Vermin picks up one of the destroyers by his neck and throws him off)
Anouncer:The winners are...What are your names?
Vermin:Vermin & Cleon...
Anouncer:Shermin and Leon!
(Everybody cheers)
Vermin:Shermin and Leon?
(Virgil of the Destroyers comes up to them)
Virgil:Yall Won!
(Virgil jumps up and down clapping as Vermin and Cleon both stare at him)
Virgil:Yall wanna join the Destroyers?
Cleon:Sure thats cool with us right Vermin?...
Vermin:Yeah thats cool...
Virgil:Great!
(Virgil takes them to the Destroyers hangout)
Virgil:Ill be right back i just gotta get your uniforms...
Vermin:Is that are uniforms what your wearing?
Virgil:What white boy you got a problem with it?!
Vermin:Oh no not at all!
(Virgil walks away rolling his eyes)
(Virgil comes back with the uniforms)
Virgil:Heres your uniforms now go change!
(Virgil pushes Vermin and Cleon out the hangout)
Vermin:Man...That dudes got one serious anger problem!
Cleon:Just shut and change!
Vermin:Ok,Ok...
(Vermin and Cleon both walk the opposite way)
The end.
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