How Cowboy and Swan met

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Vermin/Cowboy
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How Cowboy and Swan met

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Cowboy: This sucks! I hate being on the JSBs. I just thought that we'd just sit back, beat some gangs up, get some fine looking wool, and drink alot of booze.
Kenny: How do ya think I feel? We'd better go talk 2 Pete. He wants us 4 something.
Cowboy: He probabley wants us 2 go get more booze so that they can drink it and we won't get any.

They arrive at the Jone Street Boyz's hangout. They approch Pete while he's drinking beer.
Pete: Cory, I want u and Kenny 2 go down 2 Riverside. I hear the Baseball Furries are planning 2 invade us. So u 2 go down and c what they're doing.
Cowboy: Pete, I told u I want 2 be called Cowboy.
Pete just laffs, takes a sip of his beer, and spits it right in his face.
Pete: AND I'VE TOLD U THAT I'M WARLORD AND SEEING HOW UR REAL NAME IS CORY, UR NOT GONNA B CALLED COWBOY! NOW GO!
Kenny: Can't we take some soldiers down with us? What if the Furries chase us and....
Pete: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

They then go 2 the train station and get on their train.
Cowboy: I'm sick of this! I hate it how Pete treats us like this.
Kenny: I say we just ditch these colors and join another 1.
Cowboy: If they find out tho, they trash the gangs hangout and blame it on us.
Kenny: The train slowin down, we must b hear.
Cowboy then looks outside the window.
Cowboy: If we're hear, then why's there concrete walls around the train and why haven't the doors open?
Kenny: O crap, must be a blackout! If it is, just amagine the anarcy happenin up there!
Cowboy then punches throw a window and opens the back door.
Cowboy: Hears a way out.
They then start walking and find some stairs.

Soon they get to the street and there was a blackout.
Kenny: Where are we?
Cowboy: Look(pointing at a tag)!!!! Electric Eleminators turf!!!!
Kenny: Let's get movin Cowboy.
Cowboy: Right behind u.

Soon they start stealing some car radios, jewelry, and mug people.
Cowboy: $1,205, no wait. $2,555, no. I LOST COUNT HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Kenny: 14 rolex watches, 8 14K diamonds, 4 golden necklesses, no that's not it,wait, I LOST COUNT 2 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
They were both hiding and cing what they got.
Kenny: I think u shud hold on 2 all these.
Cowboy: Thanks.
Cop: FREEZE!
Cowboy: CRAP, RIOT COPS!!!! SPLIT UP!!!!
Kenny: MEET UP AT THE TRAIN WE GOT OFF!!!!
They then split.
Cowboy was bing chased by 1 cop. He then slowed down as if he gave up.
Cop: Let's go u punk. Ur under arrest.
Cowboy: NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!
Cowboy then turns around and nailed the cop with brass knuckles he stole.
Cowboy: I could use these. 
He takes the cops night stick, handcuffs, and handcuff keys.
Kenny fights off 2 cops and runs.

It was almost 1/2 hour since they split up. Cowboy had seen that the power it the subway was back on and the train had left. He had run in every hiding place 2 find Kenny.
Cowboy: Where are u Kenny(saying 2 himself)?
Then he found Kenny on the strrets with other people on their stomachs cuffed behind their backs. Cowboy had run over and uncuffed him.
Cowboy: Kenny, let's go man. The trains are working come on. Kenny?
Cowboy had rolled him over and had seen Kenny's face pale, brused, and bloody. Kenny was stone cold dead.
Cowboy: O MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!!!!
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                HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Then, someone had come behind Cowboy. It was Pete.
Pete: I killed him. We were setting u guys up so the Furries wood kill u 2 losers. But I heard that the train stopped because ov this blackout. I came down and saw Kenny running from 4 cops and 1 ov them cuffed him. Then when a few Moonrunners and some Roughs ran by the cops went after them. I then turned Kenny over and kept hitting him in the face till he was dead.
Cowboy: Why?!
Pete: Cause u guys are nothing. Now, I'm gonna kill u. Charlie, get over here.
Then, a huge guy came over with a huge machete.
Cowboy: Please, don't. PLEASE!!!!
Charlie: TIME 2 DIE!!!!
Then, a man came running and stabbed Charlie in the kidney with a knife.
Man: Get out ov hear.
Pete: What ever u say. Cory, trust me, this isn't over.
Cowboy: It's Cowboy.
Pete then runs off.
Cowboy: Thanks 4 saving me. That guy was a jerk. What ur name?
Man: No problem, I no, John.
Cowboy: Nice 2 meet u John.
John: Let's get out ov here. We'll hangout at the Electric Eleminators hangout. The Warlord is my cousin.
Cowboy: Cool.
Cowboy then takes off his JSB shirt.
John: Ur scaring me.
Cowboy: Real funny.

They get 2 the E.E. hangout. They party with them 4 a while and leave. They go 2 John's apartment.
John: Not much, but it's something.
Cowboy: O well.
John: U can crash here if u want.
Cowboy: Thanks again John.
John: Call me Swan.
Cowboy: Swan?
Swan: When my little sister Emma was 12, she died ov heart failiure and a swan was her favorite animal.
Cowboy: O.
Swan: Just go 2 sleep, maybe we'll join a gang tomorrow. O, by the way, here.
Swan gave Cowboy a leather cowboy hat.
Cowboy: Thanks.

This also leads to when I wrote "How the Warriors really formed". That's how the Electric Eleminators new JOHN and CORY.

By the way, 4 the last time, I'M TYLOR!!!! I redid my stuff and know I'm a member!!!!
The Warriors ain't good. Not even really good. They're the best!!

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swan12
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Re: How Cowboy and Swan met

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thats pretty funny! :lol:
"Where going to the next station,right threw these lame fucks territory!" "Now let's move."

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Re: How Cowboy and Swan met

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About that killed Kenny thing? I just thaut I'd put it in 4 laffs.
The Warriors ain't good. Not even really good. They're the best!!

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Re: How Cowboy and Swan met

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the black out bit was from the game the rouges the moon runners, mugging, stealing, but it was still good :)
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