parody song lyrics of 1985-by bowling for soup
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:50 am
here is a parody I made up of 1985
Brandy just hit that wall
She stole a purse from the mall
5 perkasets a day
Husband's gone far away
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned into a crack whore
Slept with more than one man
And is too fat to get a tan
She was gonna be an assassin
She was gonna travel far
I threatened to beat her ass
But then I wrecked her car
Her yellow twinkie
Is now her best buddy
Looks at her fucked up life
And now she, wants a, fat wife
Brandy just hit that wall
She stole a purse from the mall
5 perkasets a day
Husband's gone far away
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned into a crack whore
Slept with more than one man
And is too fat to get a tan
She was gonna be an assassin
She was gonna travel far
I threatened to beat her ass
But then I wrecked her car
Her yellow twinkie
Is now her best buddy
Looks at her fucked up life
And now she, wants a, fat wife