BEST GAME LINES!

[Warrior_Swan]

I was playin as Cochise the other day, can't remember what mission, but Cowboy was in it, and I put on Cowboy's hat, and Cochise says "Man, that smells funny... that's really stinky"

Had me in stitches.

[Alex]

I laughed my head off at when the destroyer says "Go home and change your diaper b*tch!"  :badgrin:

[Steven24]

I've heard lines at interesting times... Once in the Boys In Blue level, after I hancuffed a Turnbull, when I started kicking him he goes "Give me some man! Give me sommme!!!" LOL Cracked me up!... And the other day after I threw a Molotav Cocktail at a cop, and I got caught on fire, Cleon says "GOtta lose this heat man! Come on!!"

Anything West, the New Blood Warrior with the black shirt says. Dude rules!

[big c.i]

i like the line(only qouting)you orphans think your heavy prove it motherfuckers,prove it.

[Oxygen]

best line in the game

virgil:'im....da....bo..ss.....i.....am....da....b...b....boss'

cleon:'open your eyes mothaf***** you aint nothin but ashes'

love it the way cleon takes charge of him

[Swan 01]

Ajax : "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle." AWESOME !!

Swan : "Maybe we oughta pull a train on your.You look like you might even like it" again awesome

[KNOCKDOWN]

Can't remember who says it but the "Are you ready to get f**ked up LARGE, man?!" line gets me.

[Illidan]

the punk who says
'are you ready to have your balls ripped off' had me laughing for ages

I just noticed that line now and you've got me cracking up. I never took notice of it since I thought no one else would of.

And anyway, my favourite game line would have to be:

Spider: End of the line you little faggots, end of the line.

[Cleon759]

one of my favorite lines is when you throw sumthing with rembrant and he goes " hey idiot catch" or "heres a present"

i also like when cleon goes open your eyes mother f*cker you aint nothing but ashes

[ajax snow]

another good one is when ajax says to the furie: "im gonna thke that bat shove it up your ass and make it into a popstikle

[Bopper69]

one of the strippers "why don't you suck my dick!" not only funny but disturbing.
also fo'x flashback "then your definately a faggot" was also pretty funny.

[vermin76]

tinys hilarious line

"ha ha ha the fairy wants to fight"

[Journey]

"that was a love tap sucka"
Cleon = Genius

[Ajax_41]

"i'm gonna leave you cryi'n in a pile of your own....!!"

"hey,toy!i'm gonna snuff you out"

"i'm gonna wreck them f:ed up teeth of yours"

"A yeah!"

and all the stuff that the bums are saying,like:"i used to be somebody,kid" or:"Ain't no1 ever beat me!you sure as...ain't gonna be the first!" they always make me laugh.

Or one of the flash dealers:"pure columbian flash!straight outta mexico."

[andy_man]

My personal favourite is in runble mode and you select the Lizzies and you select one of the girls she says "Your not the kind of pussy we like!" it cracks me up. Also in rumble mode i was playing with my cousin and it was me(punk i think) vs. my cousin(cowboy) and i picked up his hat and cowboy said in a really whiney voice "Hey, gimme that back!" i was on the floor