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The SPOILERIFIC STORY TOPIC

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:22 am
by Love me! LOVE DOPEFISH!
For those who want to know what's going on, but can't play for themselves. I'll be discussing the story as I go along.


Those wishing to experience things for themselves, I suggest you leave.
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I'm serious.
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Last chance.
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[size=14px]NOW[/size]

Okay, that's better.

I'll start with the basics.

In 1978, these baaad dudes, calling 'emselves the Destroyers, owned all of Coney. The Destroyers were mostly a bunch of junkies, drunkards, and punks who altogether were just troublemakers. This gang was started by Cleon and Virgil. Virgil got pretty mindblown, out there, screwed up and dropped out, and started doing some boneheaded stuff. All his dudes were always partyin', always drunk, and always gettin' high. Now I don't have to tell you that's no way to run a gang.
Anyways, Virgil got a bit suspicious, and you could easily say paranoid, even, and decided to bump Cleon out of the picture permanently.
Virgil dealed in the stuff called Flash, and set up a deal with the Satan's Mothers, a bad buncha bikers who are anything but momma's boys. He sent Cleon and Vermin, and told them he'd arrive at midnight. Time passed, the Mothers came, and Virgil never showed. Cleon decided he'd have to take matters into his own hands, he'd do this deal himself. But then, the Satan's Mothers found out that the stuff wasn't real. The dope dealers had tried to make dopes of them. Cleon and Vermin had to sneak and bop their way out of the warehouses, only to confront the gang leaders, Spider and Tiny, who was anything but Tiny. After busting a few heads, the duo made it back to Coney.
Virgil blamed Cleon for trying to make moves behind his back, trying to put Virgil out of the pic instead. Of course, this wasn't true. But Cleon and Vermin had been thinking of splitting anyways, and this was it. This was War.
The Warriors tried to make a name for themselves, so Cleon and Vermin found themselves at the King of the Hill competition, a gig in the scrapyard where two members of several gangs competed. The Moon Runners, Electric Eliminators, Panzers, Warriors, and a few more had reps there. And then two non-affiliated no-names showed. Swan and Cowboy, they called themselves. Turns out they were members of the Destroyers, way back in the day! They split off after getting tired of Virgil. The tournament took place around a multi-leveled mountain of compressed scrap metal. Whoever stayed on top the longest, won. The two no-names won out, and Cleon offered them a spot in the game. At first they declined, but Cleon put it like putting Virgil out of power. Swan joined as long as Cowboy could come, too, and the Warriors gained two valuable allies...
Back at Coney, Swan and Cowboy would help the Warriors take what is now the Warriors central hangout. Via a series of brutal beatings, of course. But that's not much of a tale...
A month or so later, two heavy bruisers showed up. A quiet goliath and a wild behemoth, Snowball and Ajax. The Warriors had grown considerably, and Snowball and Ajax had to fight off a number of their ranks. After initiation, Ajax decided to get a bit of action, in the Destroyers' territory, and I don't mean fighting. Snow and Ajax got japped, isn't that how it always goes? Snow and Ajax woke up minus their vests. They tracked down and beat up the cat responsible. Turns out that two other important members took 'em.
Ajax and Snow tracked down the first guy, and crashed his party. He ran fast, but fell faster. Snow got his vest back, but this left Ajax. There's this one guy in the Destroyers, big name in there, a junkie, too. He took it as a gift to his girlfriend. Ajax and Snow burst in, to find the junkie having no luck with his girl, and his girl wearing nothin' but her panties, Ajax's vest, and a smile. The junkie dropped out when Ajax pounded him, but this still left the vest. After all this fightin', Ajax finally got what he was lookin' for. Both of them. Gettin' his vest AND gettin' lucky, all in one night.
The duo accidentally attracted a lot of attention on the way back, though, but cut across the boardwalk and made it back home in time.
A guy named Fox wanted to join. Real smart, real fast, great scout. But could he fight? Could he hold his own? This guy was skinny as a stick, and he needed a proper initiation. What did they do? They put him and Vermin in shirts that said "F*ck you huns" and sent them into Chinatown. The two needed to smash stuff up and cause trouble, and they did. Then the Huns were on their tails. They hid for awhile and cooled their jets, waited until the radar was clear, and boosted it to the marketplace. The Huns have an affiliated who taxes and recieves payments on all shipments, and keeps them all on a ledger. The duo snuck around, waiting for mister taxman to finish his sweeps, and grabbed that ledger of his.
They made their way to the errand boy with the money bag. He led them on a chase straight to a fight. The Warriors bopped their way through a crowd of 'em, when the Hun leader, Ghost, got real mad and came out. A 2-on-1. Ghost almost had the upper hand, but our boys held out and won in the end, with the money and the ledger, and made it back to Coney.

I'll post more, including the current stuff, after getting Cochise's story.

The SPOILERIFIC STORY TOPIC

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:28 am
by SkateXer99
I know the ending... The Warriors are framed for a murder they didn't commit, and every gang is out to get them, and you have to fight these gangs while you run home to coney, where you face off against the Rogues... :lol:

The SPOILERIFIC STORY TOPIC

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:42 am
by SoldierHeavyMuscle
hey fish, how funny is it, that the orphans leader "crickeye" as i like to call him! LOL
his car is a gremlin!!!
and he thinks it's just 2 kool!!! 8) LOL
:lol: :lol: :lol:

The SPOILERIFIC STORY TOPIC

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:31 am
by Swan522
I've already read this even though I don't have the game yet because I just need to know more information about it!!!!

The SPOILERIFIC STORY TOPIC

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:13 pm
by Love me! LOVE DOPEFISH!
soldierheavymuscle wrote:hey fish, how funny is it, that the orphans leader "crickeye" as i like to call him! LOL
his car is a gremlin!!!
and he thinks it's just 2 kool!!! 8) LOL
:lol: :lol: :lol:
"NOOOOO! That car was my LIIIIFE!"

I almost got Cochise's beat, but his boss is hard as all get out. But hey, SHM, where are ya in the game?

The SPOILERIFIC STORY TOPIC

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:37 pm
by SoldierHeavyMuscle
Dopefish wrote:
soldierheavymuscle wrote:hey fish, how funny is it, that the orphans leader "crickeye" as i like to call him! LOL
his car is a gremlin!!!
and he thinks it's just 2 kool!!! 8) LOL
:lol: :lol: :lol:
"NOOOOO! That car was my LIIIIFE!"

I almost got Cochise's beat, but his boss is hard as all get out. But hey, SHM, where are ya in the game?
oh man, that's funny!!!
um, i just started playin it last night, after dinner! i'm only up to soho, the tagger competition!
but, i've been playin the mini games with my son!
i love the king of the hill one!! and the mercy, capture the flag!
and i gotta say, i do love just rumblin!! and beatin up furys, and orphans, with ajax, and cochise!!! :badgrin:

The SPOILERIFIC STORY TOPIC

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:38 pm
by Brian
My favorite part of the game is simply wrecking skulls with Ajax, listening to him calling everyone "wimps" and "queers"

The SPOILERIFIC STORY TOPIC

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:10 pm
by SoldierHeavyMuscle
Brian wrote:My favorite part of the game is simply wrecking skulls with Ajax, listening to him calling everyone "wimps" and "queers"
"YEAH, THAT'S JUST GOOD, CLEAN, FAMILY FUN THERE, AY COTT!!"

The SPOILERIFIC STORY TOPIC

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:15 pm
by Love me! LOVE DOPEFISH!
My problem is, I gotta play it only when there's nobody around or everybody's asleep. Everybody else in my family, despite using similar language, listening to similar language everyday, or watching movies with similar language, are all O____O; at the cursing in here. And especially the threats and stuff. I tried turning down the volume, but that's just waaaaay too creepy.


anyways, I made it to the meeting. Right now I'm at the Turnbull mission, "Desperate dudes". Had to quit out, though. Was gettin' really creeped without the sound, and my bro was giving me funny looks with the sound.

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Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:47 pm
by PunkRockWarrior62
Now i'm on writer's block....But I'm the best at Rumbling...the only thing i can't do is survival mode...I don't even last a minute, how lame is that? As soon as i get another controller I'm gonna have someone come over and play capture the flag!