The Warriors Christmas Jokes

COME-OUT-TO-PLAY · Post by **COME-OUT-TO-PLAY** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:45 pm

Leave all your Warriors Xmas jokes here!

Here's one: Which Warriors lies on the ground at Xmas? Snow

Vermin/Cowboy · Post by **Vermin/Cowboy** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:49 pm

What does a Warrior get for Xmas if he's a neat freak?

Ajax

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Space Toaster · Post by **Space Toaster** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:23 pm

What's Mercy's favorite ballet?

Swan Lake.

*Rimshot*

KillerMime · Post by **KillerMime** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:31 pm

Why did Luther shoot Santa Claus?

He just likes doin' things like that.

stevo2k6 · Post by **stevo2k6** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:05 pm

KillerMime wrote: Why did Luther shoot Santa Claus?

He just likes doin' things like that.

thats a joke?

heres one anyway, why does my house have mouse traps , to kill vermin. hehe

Post by **The Fox** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:10 pm

What did Cyrus say to the riffs when he handed them a load of shovels when they got snowed in?

CAN YOU DIG IT.....

Yeah pretty poor

Space Toaster · Post by **Space Toaster** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:52 pm

Actually, I think that's the best one on the thread, Fox. ^_^ I got a really good laugh out of it.

Vermin/Cowboy · Post by **Vermin/Cowboy** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:21 am

KillerMime wrote: Why did Luther shoot Santa Claus?

He just likes doin' things like that.

............

What?

back2coney · Post by **back2coney** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:27 am

What is on Mercy's Christmas list this year??

A bra.

Obvious and poor, but I thought I would be the first to say it.

true-warrior · Post by **true-warrior** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:01 pm

at christmas why does swan never go in the water at the beach?

because swans cant swim on ice

stevo2k6 · Post by **stevo2k6** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:05 pm

wow this topics been brought up again ! lol even i posted last xmas

Ed_The_Warrior · Post by **Ed_The_Warrior** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:34 pm

LoL,These gave me a few chuckles

papa arnold · Post by **papa arnold** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:34 pm

FIRST POST IN A LONG TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

what did cyrus say when he saw santa clause on his roof?

'now that is a miracle'

Swan 1979 · Post by **Swan 1979** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:35 am

What did Cleon say on the night of the carrols

Its still on and were going

stevo2k6 · Post by **stevo2k6** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:48 pm

Swan 1979 wrote: What did Cleon say on the night of the carrols

Its still on and were going

hmmmmmmmm lol i cant think any j0okes i have got one in here

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