Ridiculous topics for speculation about the Warriors

[Scurvy Dog]

Okay, we see tons of topics about scenarios that are unaddressed in the film, so let's have a semi-serious/semi-fun discussion here.

How far is going too far with speculation about what characters in the film would do? We've seen topics about what kind of movies they'd like, what they would do for jobs, what their hobbies were, and what they'd do if they worked in a school. All kinds of legitimate, fun topics.

However - what kind of topics would be completely ridiculous? Here are a few I thought of (and keep in mind this isn't meant to criticize anyone, this is mostly fun - the sillier the better).

What would their astrological signs be? (seriously, this would be flat-out stupid)

How would they like their pizza?

What would they think of New York gangs in other movies, like "The Wanderers" or "The Lords of Flatbush"?

What kinds of medical problems might they have, either now or later in life?

What kind of quirks would they have? For example, does Swan get up five or six times in the middle of the night just to make sure he locked the door? Does Ajax always knock on a door EXACTLY three times?

Do any of them have dark secrets that they don't want their brothers to know? For example, does Cochise REALLY like The Wizard of Oz, but won't tell his friends because they'd laugh at him?

Just a reminder, I am not hoping anyone tries to answer these questions, but instead comes up with topics that are too silly or too out there for serious discussion. Ideas, anyone?

[Cowboy Is Cool]

If each Warrior was a food item, what would they be?

Would Swan date a fat chick?

Did Cyrus die immediately?

Exactly how big is Vermin's equipment?

[Space Toaster]

Which bust size would they prefer?

What kind of allergies would they have?

Boxers, briefs or commando?

What would their favorite Gatorade flavor be?

What would their shoe size be?

What would they name their children?

[SnowGlycerine]

1.  What were Luther's hopes and dreams?

2.  What breed of dog would each Warrior be?

3.  Do ya guys think Ajax coulda switched teams in jail?

4.  Which Warrior was most likely to moonlight as an exotic dancer?

5.  You think Mercy goes to visit the Orphans occassionally??  You know, for old times' sake?

6.  Do you think any Warrior had tattoos?  If so, who and what?

That is all *scurries off*

[Swan 1979]

What prison did ajax go to
Did rembrant bandadge his cut

Thats all I can think of now

[Space Toaster]

Which of the Warriors would shave their legs on a dare?

What color underwear do they wear?

What would their favorite brand of clothing be?

Which one would be most likely to transform into a girl overnight?

If they were given a time machine where would they go?

What flavor of coffee would they prefer?

What song would they mostly likely dance to on a table while completely drunk?

[papa arnold]

1-which warrior is the most stupidist

2-which one of the cast was the first to sleep with mercy

3-why do you think rembrandt chose the 'afro'

4-why is ajax so muscley (maybe started by a girl memebr who drules)

5-do you think the warriors who have liked crunchy nut cereal

[Warriorfan54321]

ok here's some
1.Did luther REALLY like doing things like that?

2.Could cyrus really dig it?

3.How many warriors does it take to find a luther(nobody knows)
that one made me laugh when i was writing it for some reason.

4.Did we really care if the orphans wernt well known?

5.Did Ajax act tough in front of his brothers and cry in his room on long hard nights?

[sharker_93]

i'll give it a try too...

Which Warrior would get married first? With who?
What would be each Warrior's favourite EPL team?
What would have been and alternate storyline for The Warriors?
Were the Turnbull ACs really bunch of chicken sh*ts?
Were The Lizzies REALLY lesbians?

[ajax the warrior]

what prison did ajax go to did swan and mercy get married that is all i can think of.