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Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:22 pm
by Space Toaster
Bad Things To Say When You Meet A Gang (or a specific gang member)

(Note: Some of these I borrowed from Whose Line's Scenes From A Hat Game)

(To The Satan's Mothers) Where's the rest of the Village People?

(To The Baseball Furies) The bigger the bat the smaller the-*THWACK!*

(To The Punks) Is that a switchblade or are you just happy to see me?

(To Ajax) My, you have full lips.

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:49 pm
by Kartoon
Space Toaster wrote: Bad Things To Say When You Meet A Gang (or a specific gang member)

(Note: Some of these I borrowed from Whose Line's Scenes From A Hat Game)

(To The Satan's Mothers) Where's the rest of the Village People?

LOLOLOL

thats awsome, for that you my dear are my hero of the day.

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:23 pm
by Jigsaw
To the Turnbull AC's: I'll shine your head for a nickel!

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:07 pm
by Lion
I do like the ones you guys have come up with,.........this is a cool topic!

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:11 pm
by pozzy74
Jigsaw wrote: To the Turnbull AC's: I'll shine your head for a nickel!
my wife and kids lol

to the rouges i thought only girls wore those trousers

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:50 pm
by Space Toaster
*To Vermin* You gaining weight or is your ass eating your pants?

_>

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:17 pm
by GramercyRiff99
Drunkenly to the Satan's Mothers: Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons?

Sorry, I saw that episode of Family Guy a little while ago :lol:.

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 11:22 pm
by Kujo_87
Nice topic Space Toatser :lol:, is that sig qoute from Golden Girls?

(these would probably get you killed ?:lol:)

(to Swan) Hey, can I have your autogr-oh...nevermind, I though you were Farah Fosset

(to Ajax) I bet you got plenty of "action" in jail, huh?

(To the Warriors as a whole) Anyone who wear's a leopard skin headress deserves a beating

(to the Furies) When did the Big Apple Circus start a baseball team?

(to the Turnbulls) Shouldn't you guys be on a shorter bus?

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:09 am
by Space Toaster
Yep! Golden Girls is one of my favorite shows. And great post, Kujo. Those would DEFINITELY get you killed.

(To The Lizzies) You...DO know what 'Lizzie' is a nickname for, right?

(To The Orphans) It's a hard knock life, isn't it?

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:49 am
by $now4Ever
GramercyRiff99 wrote: Drunkenly to the Satan's Mothers: Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons?

Sorry, I saw that episode of Family Guy a little while ago :lol:.
I saw it to man that was hilarious.

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:47 am
by ajax_chick82
(To the Furies) Did you get barred from the Major Leagues for impersonating Bozo the clown?

(To the Orphans) Little orphan Annie can kick your ass and leave you crying.

(To the Turnbulls) Did you get your grooming tips from Sinead O' Connor?

(To the Lizzies) Nice shot! Did you learn your dead aim from Barney Fife?

( To the Riffs) I didn't know you guys graduated from The Bruce Lee School of Rejects.

(To the Punks leader) I'm guessing Aaron Spelling thought you were TOO dainty and effeminate to be apart of the Charlie's Angels.

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:19 am
by Stonerose
To Baseball Furies when you meet them at the middle of the night: You boys are crazy. It is to DARK to play baseball at this time of the night.

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:20 pm
by Space Toaster
(To Mercy) Did you by any chance lose a bra?

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:55 am
by goin_CRAZY
I'm so glad I'm not the only one to realize she has no bra.


(To Cowboy), Hey aren't you that guy from Brokeback Mountain?!?

Re: Bad Things To Say...

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:57 am
by Space Toaster
(To The Orphans) Did you coordinate before you left the house or are you all wearing the same thing by accident?

...That one sucks.