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The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:45 pm
by COME-OUT-TO-PLAY
Leave all your Warriors Xmas jokes here!

Here's one: Which Warriors lies on the ground at Xmas? Snow  :lol:

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:49 pm
by Vermin/Cowboy
What does a Warrior get for Xmas if he's a neat freak?

Ajax  :lol:  :lol: .

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:23 pm
by Space Toaster
What's Mercy's favorite ballet?

Swan Lake.

*Rimshot*

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:31 pm
by KillerMime
Why did Luther shoot Santa Claus?

He just likes doin' things like that.

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:05 pm
by stevo2k6
KillerMime wrote: Why did Luther shoot Santa Claus?

He just likes doin' things like that.
thats a joke?

heres one anyway, why does my house have mouse traps , to kill vermin. hehe

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:10 pm
by The Fox
What did Cyrus say to the riffs when he handed them a load of shovels when they got snowed in?

CAN YOU DIG IT.....

Yeah pretty poor :lol: :oops:

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:52 pm
by Space Toaster
Actually, I think that's the best one on the thread, Fox. ^_^ I got a really good laugh out of it.

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:21 am
by Vermin/Cowboy
KillerMime wrote: Why did Luther shoot Santa Claus?

He just likes doin' things like that.

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Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:27 am
by back2coney
What is on Mercy's Christmas list this year??


A bra.






Obvious and poor, but I thought I would be the first to say it.

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:01 pm
by true-warrior
at christmas why does swan never go in the water at the beach?

because swans cant swim on ice

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:05 pm
by stevo2k6
wow this topics been brought up again ! lol even i posted last xmas

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:34 pm
by Ed_The_Warrior
LoL,These gave me a few chuckles  :lol:

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:34 pm
by papa arnold
FIRST POST IN A LONG TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

what did cyrus say when he saw santa clause on his roof?

'now that is a miracle'

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:35 am
by Swan 1979
What did Cleon say on the night of the carrols

Its still on and were going

Re: The Warriors Christmas Jokes

Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 1:48 pm
by stevo2k6
Swan 1979 wrote: What did Cleon say on the night of the carrols

Its still on and were going
hmmmmmmmm lol i cant think any j0okes i have got one in here