An Ode to the Rules: A GramercyRiff99 Production (Newbies please read)
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:32 pm
When a new blood doesn't know the rules,
Or a Warrior makes a mistake,
If a mod catches wind,
Of the fact that you've sinned,
There are no chances they take.
Now we have a couple of rules here,
That everyone needs to obey,
And if they aren't broken,
And no-one's outspoken,
Things will run smooth every day.
Do not think that you're exempt,
Just because you've posted a lot,
It doesn't matter,
And the mods will be madder,
If a long time member is caught.
Now humans use foul language,
There is no denial of that,
But don't use it here,
Cause you have reason to fear,
You'll be the one the mods get mad at.
And don't you use any insults,
No flaming or calling each other names,
Because we are all friends,
And when it all ends,
You'll be the one getting flames.
If you want to do something illegal,
You can go on right ahead,
But don't talk about it here,
So we'll be in the clear,
When a nightstick's bouncing off your head.
There's a five post per day limit,
And if you are really a jerk,
You'll post more than that,
And will get knocked flat,
For giving the mods even more work.
Don't be a negative nelly,
Because no-one enjoys a downer,
If you call someone dumb,
Or turn down your thumbs,
You won't come out ahead in that encounter.
If you want to criticize something,
That somebody else posts,
At least be constructive,
Rather than destructive,
Otherwise you'll end up as toast.
If you have to sell pirated movies,
Or you run an online store,
Don't spam your stuff here,
Cause nobody wants to hear,
The price that you're selling things for.
If you've been banned from the website,
And have nothing to do except spam,
You're not getting us back,
With your stupid attacks,
And you'll feel the banhammer's slam.
If you want to trade some items,
Don't put it up here to trade,
All you do is sit,
And then eBay it,
So you can link it and cash can be made.
If you want to have a signature,
Then that is perfectly fine,
Just obey the size limit,
And don't have bad things in it,
And you won't cross over the line.
Now, regarding the shoutbox,
It's a great place to talk,
There are no post limits,
When you're talking in it,
Just know it's being watched like a hawk.
As long as you follow the rules,
That are prescribed throughout this post,
You'll have some fun,
And you'll be the one,
Who benefits from it the most.
Or a Warrior makes a mistake,
If a mod catches wind,
Of the fact that you've sinned,
There are no chances they take.
Now we have a couple of rules here,
That everyone needs to obey,
And if they aren't broken,
And no-one's outspoken,
Things will run smooth every day.
Do not think that you're exempt,
Just because you've posted a lot,
It doesn't matter,
And the mods will be madder,
If a long time member is caught.
Now humans use foul language,
There is no denial of that,
But don't use it here,
Cause you have reason to fear,
You'll be the one the mods get mad at.
And don't you use any insults,
No flaming or calling each other names,
Because we are all friends,
And when it all ends,
You'll be the one getting flames.
If you want to do something illegal,
You can go on right ahead,
But don't talk about it here,
So we'll be in the clear,
When a nightstick's bouncing off your head.
There's a five post per day limit,
And if you are really a jerk,
You'll post more than that,
And will get knocked flat,
For giving the mods even more work.
Don't be a negative nelly,
Because no-one enjoys a downer,
If you call someone dumb,
Or turn down your thumbs,
You won't come out ahead in that encounter.
If you want to criticize something,
That somebody else posts,
At least be constructive,
Rather than destructive,
Otherwise you'll end up as toast.
If you have to sell pirated movies,
Or you run an online store,
Don't spam your stuff here,
Cause nobody wants to hear,
The price that you're selling things for.
If you've been banned from the website,
And have nothing to do except spam,
You're not getting us back,
With your stupid attacks,
And you'll feel the banhammer's slam.
If you want to trade some items,
Don't put it up here to trade,
All you do is sit,
And then eBay it,
So you can link it and cash can be made.
If you want to have a signature,
Then that is perfectly fine,
Just obey the size limit,
And don't have bad things in it,
And you won't cross over the line.
Now, regarding the shoutbox,
It's a great place to talk,
There are no post limits,
When you're talking in it,
Just know it's being watched like a hawk.
As long as you follow the rules,
That are prescribed throughout this post,
You'll have some fun,
And you'll be the one,
Who benefits from it the most.
