Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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Suburban Warlord
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Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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Hey all,

Just a silly, totally hypothetical situation...

Say Ajax was cuffed to the bench by the Lady Cop, and she had absulutely no
back-up coming for a few minutes. Now imagine that it was Rembrandt alone who
came back to check on Ajax. Do you think he would be able to get the key
from her ( assuming she had no weapons ) in a 1 on 1 scuffle.

Personally I don't like his odds. I would put my money down on Lady Cop. I think
his only chance would be to grab her arm and drag her over to Ajax!

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Re: Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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Wow, I wouldn't have ever even thought of that! Personally, I don't think he would've been able to do it just because I don't believe he would hit a woman. He just seemed like the gentleman of the group. Now maybe if it was another guy cop, he probably could have beat him. Even if the cop was a big guy, Rembrandt would've had the determination to get the key! :D

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Re: Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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Hey GTA,

I agree that Rembrandt would not like the idea of fighting a lady ( neither would I ),
but if it was on him to get that key in order to free his Homie, I would think he
would go ahead and do it anyhow. When you are in a gang, you gotta do things
you may not enjoy. And turning your back on a brother cuz you don't like what
you have to do to help him, he may as well turn in his colors and enroll in art school.
I doubt that Cochise liked having to smash that chair over that Lizzie's head either
( all tho that chick was more man than lady ), but it's called survival.

I doubt that she would have handed it over to him if he asked her for it nicely.
As for Rembrandt being able to beat a NYC dude cop? I think he would most
likely end up with "A nightstick shuved halfway up his a$$"!

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Re: Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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Suburban Warlord wrote: I doubt that Cochise liked having to smash that chair over that Lizzie's head either
on the contrary; i think he liked it very much!
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Re: Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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LOL 4nik8,

You might be right. I will have to go in and do a slo-mo on Cochice's face as he is
executing his move!  :twisted:

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Re: Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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REMBRANDT..ok lets be honest about it can anybody on here beat rembrandt i know i can but i know some people on here cant because im tired of everybody downing rembrandt
i have a reason, so there fore i am not a rebel without a cause

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Re: Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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Wargod,

I hear ya man. I am not really trying to put him down. I know he is not a hardcore
soldier, and he is not as tough or seasoned as the others. I was posing an honest
question in my topic tho. That lady cop was good enough to hook Ajax up to
that bench, even thru his rough advances. I am sure she is a pretty tuff cookie,
and probally has some pretty good self-defense training in hand-to-hand as well.

I am asking do you think he could get that key from her and free Ajax in a minute
or two? I know nobody knows the answer, but I thought it would be fun to talk
about. BTW, barring a lucky nutshot from him, I am fairly certain I could twist
Rembrandt up like a pretzel and drop kick him out of the Solar System.

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Suburban Warlord wrote: Wargod,

I hear ya man. I am not really trying to put him down. I know he is not a hardcore
soldier, and he is not as tough or seasoned as the others. I was posing an honest
question in my topic tho. That lady cop was good enough to hook Ajax up to
that bench, even thru his rough advances. I am sure she is a pretty tuff cookie,
and probally has some pretty good self-defense training in hand-to-hand as well.

I am asking do you think he could get that key from her and free Ajax in a minute
or two? I know nobody knows the answer, but I thought it would be fun to talk
about. BTW, barring a lucky nutshot from him, I am fairly certain I could twist
Rembrandt up like a pretzel and drop kick him out of the Solar System.


wow lol
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Re: Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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"wow" ? Ok, there's food for thought. Maybe you thought my comment on if
I could wup Rembrandt was a bit smug? Ya, ok. Personally, I am way bigger
than the dude, it would'nt be any great task to beat him. That isn't even the
point.

I am sure he is a scrappy little youngster, or the Warriors would not even have
given him his colors. I still welcome any thoughts on the original idea of this
post...

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Sanchez portrayed him as being whiney and a bit of a wimp, but he had stamina (unlike cowboy) and he was toned for a little guy.  He's just unseasoned in fighting.  He could use the afro to the face technique to blindside her.
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Re: Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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Hey 9D,

True that, lol. All that afro-sheen would temporarily blind her! Honestly I am sure
the fight could go either way. I know despite his weaknesses, he has heart. I am
sure he would give it his best shot. I could just see her pulling some Ju-jitsu
from the academy on him and laying him out too. Then again if he just got a hold of
her, I am sure that Ajax would drag the whole freak'n bench over to get his hands
on her too!

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Re: Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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4nik8 wrote:
Suburban Warlord wrote: I doubt that Cochise liked having to smash that chair over that Lizzie's head either
on the contrary; i think he liked it very much!
I was going to say that same thing lol... I'm sure he liked it very much.

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Ninth Delegate wrote: Sanchez portrayed him as being whiney and a bit of a wimp, but he had stamina (unlike cowboy) and he was toned for a little guy.  He's just unseasoned in fighting.  He could use the afro to the face technique to blindside her.

true
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Suburban Warlord wrote: I could just see her pulling some Ju-jitsu from the academy on him and laying him out too.
Mercedes would Ruehl!

get thee to a punnery...
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Re: Rembrandt vs. Lady Cop...

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Suburban Warlord wrote:
That lady cop was good enough to hook Ajax up to
that bench, even thru his rough advances. I am sure she is a pretty tuff cookie,
Mercedes pushes 6', so she's a big girl.  A NYPD cop, male or female, can be tough.
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