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The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:49 am
by Space Toaster
This thread is for us to discuss a very serious topic, and that is...

BAD GRAMMAR.

*dramatic music and lightning followed by thunderclap*


I've been known to abuse the English language for comedic effect. However, it drives me absolutely insane when people fail to spell simple words properly. I'm referring to crimes such as 'u' for 'you' and 'wut' for 'what'. The usual excuse for this is it saves time, which is my opinion a load of crap.

I will end this post now before I go into full-scale rant mode.

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:25 am
by Scurvy Dog
I'm a grammar Nazi myself. Maybe all of us who feel the same way could unofficially call ourselves "The Grammar-Nazi Riffs".

(Cue rimshot, sound of crickets chirping). Scurvy Dog slowly sidesteps backstage.

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:46 pm
by union_jack
...I found that funny.. eventually  :lol:

This is fair enough, but I'm going to spend an unnecessary amount of time looking through your posts for bad grammar.

Just Grammar-cy Riffs would work though right? Is there a real need to bring the Nazi party into this? Haha.

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:54 pm
by triscender
i really doesnt no wut u's be talkin about

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:52 pm
by 4nik8
Space Toaster wrote: I've been known to purposely abuse the English language for comedic effect.
Apparently, you are also known FOR SPLITTING INFINITIVES!!!

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:36 pm
by Scurvy Dog
union_jack wrote: ...I found that funny.. eventually  :lol:

This is fair enough, but I'm going to spend an unnecessary amount of time looking through your posts for bad grammar.

Just Grammar-cy Riffs would work though right? Is there a real need to bring the Nazi party into this? Haha.

Grammar Nazis have nothing to do with Hitler or exterminating anyone. They just feel compelled to militantly correct grammar and/or spelling when needed.

Kind of like the Soup Nazi on "Seinfeld".

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:44 pm
by 4nik8
Scurvy Dog wrote: Grammar Nazis have nothing to do with Hitler or exterminating anyone. They just feel compelled to militantly correct grammar and/or spelling when needed.
Let's compromise: how about GrammarZi Riffs?
Scurvy Dog wrote: Kind of like the Soup Nazi on "Seinfeld".
Hey HEY, this is a fragment (wait, are we not supposed to be attacking each other as well?).

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:09 pm
by Space Toaster
4nik8 wrote: Apparently, you are also known FOR SPLITTING INFINITIVES!!!
I fixed it, are you happy now?

4nik8 wrote: (wait, are we not supposed to be attacking each other as well?).
I normally don't attack senior citizens, but in your case I'd like to make an exception. >_>

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:12 pm
by Rocko
  Is the peeps on ths thrad gettin hostil?


Also I joke I try not to be bad at grammar...

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:16 pm
by 4nik8
Space Toaster wrote: I fixed it, are you happy now?
I was happy before! (btw, that's a comma splice).
Space Toaster wrote: I normally don't attack senior citizens, but in your case I'd like to make an exception. >_>
get off my lawn! Image

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:18 pm
by 4nik8
Rocko wrote: Also I joke I try not to be bad at grammar...
This very sentence indicates otherwise!  Image

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:19 pm
by triscender
i would get on his good side if i were you Space - he's very generous when it comes to extending his senior discounts


and he has no problem giving out tea bags for free

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:22 pm
by Space Toaster
Oh yeah, well at least I spell out 'by the way!'

Conscience: No you don't.

Okay, I lied. *sulk*

Edit: Triscender - I know. That's why I carry a Taser.

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:55 pm
by Rocko
4nik8 wrote:
Rocko wrote: Also I joke I try not to be bad at grammar...
This very sentence indicates otherwise!  Image

  Well me think it good. Mongo Like it. laf laf laf.

Re: The Bad Grammar Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:04 pm
by Scurvy Dog
triscender wrote: and he has no problem giving out tea bags for free
On a different note, let's avoid this kind of talk here. K? ;)