my snata theory

[psychow]

This is my Santa theory that took me a while to think up

1) No known species of reindeer can fly BUT there are 300,000 species of living organism yet to be discovered BUT most off these are bugs and germs BUT this does not completely rule out flying reindeer.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under the age of 18) in the world BUT since Santa doesn?t (appear) to handle the Muslim, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the population reference bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household that?s 91.8 million homes. One presumes there?s at least one good child in each

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with thanks to different time zones and the rotation of the earth assuming he travels east to west (witch seems logical) this works out to 822.6 visits per second. this is to say that for Christian household with good children Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of his sleigh, jump down the chimbly,put all the gifts in the stokings,distribute all the other gifts, eat all snacks and beverages given, hop bake up the chimbly,get into his sleigh and go to the next house.asuming that that each of these 91 million stops are evenly distubrited around the earth (with of course, we know that this is to be false but for the purposes of my calculations i will except),we are now talking about .78 million miles, not counting stops for what people have to do at least every 31 hours plus feeding and ecs. This means that Santa?s sleigh is moving at 650miles per second, 300 times that the speed of sound for purposes of comarison, the fastest man made vehicle on earth. The Ulysses space probe, moves at a porky 27.4 miles per second-a convential reindeer can run tops, 15 miles per hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321 tons, not including Santa himself who is overweight ... on land convectional reindeers can pull no more than 300 pounds even granting that "flying reindeers" see point one#
Could pull ten times the normal amount, we cannot do the with 8, or even 9 we need 214,200 reindeer this increases the payload- not even counting the the weight of the sleigh -to 353,430 tons again for comparison the weight of 4 titanic?s.

5) 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a space craft re-entering the atmosphere the lead reindeer will absorb 14.3 quintillion Jules of energy per second. Each. In a short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exploding the reindeer behind them, and creating sonic booms in there wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporised in 4.26 thousands of a second. Santa meanwhile, will be subject to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater that gravity. A 250 pound Santa (witch seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of fours.


In conclusion if Santa ever did deliver presents on Christmas he?s dead now.

Wada u think.

[ohs]

1. Santa has the ability to slow and freeze time, he has all the time in the world to deliver his gifts for the childrens.

2. Santas bag is magical, he just looks at his list, sees what the little boy or girl wants, reaches into the bag and magically pulls the toy out.

3. Flying reindeer do exist (Ive seen one). They are only native to the North Pole and are extremely rare. Chances of seeing one are slim and none, they can smell you from 20 miles away.

[The Fox]

1. Santa has the ability to slow and freeze time, he has all the time in the world to deliver his gifts for the childrens.

2. Santas bag is magical, he just looks at his list, sees what the little boy or girl wants, reaches into the bag and magically pulls the toy out.

3. Flying reindeer do exist (Ive seen one). They are only native to the North Pole and are extremely rare. Chances of seeing one are slim and none, they can smell you from 20 miles away.

The flying reindeer also use secret flying dust

[Rem]

Not to mention that Santa was actually trained in the ninja arts, therefore doubling his speed and efficiency.

[Kartoon]

1. Santa has the ability to slow and freeze time, he has all the time in the world to deliver his gifts for the childrens.

2. Santas bag is magical, he just looks at his list, sees what the little boy or girl wants, reaches into the bag and magically pulls the toy out.

3. Flying reindeer do exist (Ive seen one). They are only native to the North Pole and are extremely rare. Chances of seeing one are slim and none, they can smell you from 20 miles away.

i know we cut out all the short word post but


amen!

[Twitch]

Man you have way too much time on your hands

[psychow]

1. Santa has the ability to slow and freeze time, he has all the time in the world to deliver his gifts for the childrens.

2. Santas bag is magical, he just looks at his list, sees what the little boy or girl wants, reaches into the bag and magically pulls the toy out.

3. Flying reindeer do exist (Ive seen one). They are only native to the North Pole and are extremely rare. Chances of seeing one are slim and none, they can smell you from 20 miles away.

true true
yet...............
santa lives in lapland not the north pole no matter what you may say
even togh he can freeze time it would still take him quite a while to do so
and flying reindeer... there not sharks "smell you from 20 iles away"



but ive never seen reindeer that fly .... santa himself.....or anything of that nature so i dont know what im saying

i guess i thoght id be scientific i hate christmas amd i wanted to prove all those people who think im crazy for not likeing it!!
there not goin to see this so it doesent matter



dont u have some wierd theorys to go with mine about santa?

[Ranchgal]

my opinion is that how you perceive Christmas depends on your life experiences.

You are not alone---there are thousands of people who 1. Hate Christmas or at the very least get very depressed during the holidays.
2. don't celebrate Christmas at all--it simply is NOT a part of their belief system.

There really is not anything wrong with someone either choosing not to celebrate or believe it, or just hiding out and waiting it out.

BUT I do find a little fault with anyone who puts it down, as live and let live--IF anyone does believe and celebrate--more power to them, the philosophy is wonderful--and if you don't keep it under wraps so you don't bring down anyone else's good cheer.

Personally--I like the lights, don't care for the parades. Think the presents are okay if there isn't too much stress put into the shopping end of it--trying /worrying about finding just that "perfect" thing, which really doesn't exist.

Love the Christmas carols and singing in church Christmas eve and Day, but don't care for the commercialization of everything to where it all depends on how much money you have to spend---negative that concept.

I love everyone getting together for family meals, and catching up with those who may live far away and only get together for the holidays. that fact alone makes the Christmas Holiday VERY SPECIAL!!
I can appreciate decorating one's home, and when my son was little we did the whole bit---NOW I told family--I am glad to help decorate a tree, but I am NOT dragging it up from the basement--so if they drag it up, I help put it together---if they don't we go to my mother's and enjoy her tree. We haven't had a tree for 4 years. doesn't look overly good for this one either. LOL

When son was small and house was new--hubby and I built our own outside lighted ornaments---8 ft. red candles with orange flames, and 5 ft. blue swinging bells over our garage door--then some drunk jerks back a pickup up and ripped the bells off the house siding, ripping it, and cut the wires---stomped the bells into a ball-and left them somewhere else--when they were recovered, I plugged them in and every light still worked---just can't undo the welding to reshape them so they sit in the basement, and never cared for outside stuff since.


I believe in flying reindeer----with or without pixie dust--those big horned deer make magic time!!!! But I believe in elves and leprachans too.

[psychow]

yeh sure i beleive in christmas but i dont beleive the s**t that surunds it all the merchindiseand mediatiseing has destriod it and now all it seems to be is a excuse for running around like a blue ass fly shopping getin fatter and watch the wizard of ozz and james bond on tv.
even though that is basicly what christm,as is about these days and i have to admite im getting into the christmas spirit.........its freakin me out

[Ramsey]

Oh, and Santa can finish one place and fly to the next all in one night, because of timezones. Meh, just a theory. I thought it up when I was like, 7.