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haterist wrote:damn SHM, hope you're feeling better soon.![]()
well if it makes you feel any better, heres my story of the year.
so last thursday i'm at my local park skating when i see a group of 50 kids running towards the park. someone says, "oh crap, someone's gonna get jumped". next thing i know they're trying to rush this 16 year old kid who skates. he's a good kid, doesn't mouth off to anyone and keep to himself, and me being the grown up, i jumped inbetween them cause theres no reason why 50 kids need to fight one 16 year old kid.
"hey guys, i don't know whats going on but theres 1 of him and 50 of you. hes just a kid man, if you wanna do something, do it to me but leave the kid alone."
next thing i know i get sucker punched in the side of the face by one of them, then before i can even swing back, it turns into an all out beat down. i can't even throw a punch let alone block one. i'm talking 50 guys ages ranging from 14 all the way up to 25 and i got hit with everything but the kitchen sink. they started dumping out trash cans and grabbing bottles to break over my head, then they grabbed trash cans and threw them at me. and if that wasn't enough, they then grabbed some skateboards off the other guys there and started going to town on my head. i got hit atleast 6-7 times with the board and caught atleast 4 bottles to the head and they didn't even break. it was in-friggin-sane! i've never had anything like that happen to me ever. i was just trying to be the calm voice of reason and protect one of the neighborhood kids but here i am catching a beatdown up by mob of people.
this went on for 1 minute or so and all i could do is cover up and not fall to the ground cause i know if i fall, i'm a dead man for sure. then out of nowhere, this 17 year old kid who skates loses it and take his board to the biggest guy in the group. he caught him good, right in the side of his head....it was the only blow he got to throw. the mob then splits from into 2, one group attacking him, another still attacking me, its 20 on 1 now maybe i have a chance...NOT! finally i get some breathing room and start swinging like a maniac but i get bum rushed again and i was getting caught with lefts and rights all over the place.
this goes on for another minute or so, and the mob starts to calm down but by this time, the 17 year old kid who helped me is flat on his face bleeding from his head and back....they slammed a friggin mountain bike on his back! i'm still standing but i don't know which way is up or down, i'm in a total daze and stubbled across the park exit like a zombie. i wasn't cut or bleeding(luckily) but my noggin was covered in lumps from all the bottles and skateboard blows i caught....damn that shiet hurt.
then finally the cops show up...."what happened?" "what do you think happened? look at us, we just got wrecked". "anybody see anything?" "of course everyone saw everything but nobody saw nothing, right?" no body said a peep including me. so they took a police report and took me and the 17 year old to the hospital. luckily neither one of us was injuried too badly so after a quick check up and a "god daaaaaamn!", they let us go.
moral of the story...
don't ever be the calm voice of reason when theres an angry mob standing in front of you.