The greatest abomination of food you have ever eaten/witness

[GramercyRiff99]

Most people have done it. You are very hungry, or just feeling creative, so you decide to eat an absurd amount of food, sometimes even combining it into one mega-food. Great things have been borne from this, such as the hot dog roll-up. However, today I have my own creation to show off. This is crossposted from a thread I made on the SA Forums.

I call the creation... the pizzamburger dog.

Roughly a week ago, my friend Josh and I were sitting around bored. We got to talking about food, and I mentioned how awesome it would be to combine hot dogs, hamburger, and pizza into one food. With that, the pizzamburger dog was born. We decided to make this amazing idea, and we set today to be D-Day. Unfortunately, I am lacking pics due to not having a working camera. My descriptions shall have to do.

Today I came over to find our supplies ready. They consisted of:

1 package of ground beef
1 package of sausages
1 bar of marble cheese
1 bag of pitas
1 large Chicago Style deep dish pizza
1 can of whipped cream

We went to work. After cooking up the ground beef, we made up the sausages as well. I backed out upon realizing how unholy this would be, but my friend soldiered on. Upon having the meat product cooked, we began assembly.

We placed a layer of cheese and ground beef onto a pita, then placed a sausage on top. Upon rolling it up, we took a slice of the pizza and placed it on a second pita. On top of that slice went the rolled up sausage-beef-cheese mixture. On top of that went one more slice of deep dish. It was all wrapped up in the second pita. That was when Josh pulled out the whipped cream. Upon the top he sprayed the cream, making it the single most unhealthy thing I have ever laid eyes on. I was half disgusted, but we had come this far. He raised it to his mouth, stared at it for a moment, then took a bite. I stared at his chewing face, waiting for some kind of response. He swallowed, then managed to choke out an answer...

"It's good!"

He then proceeded to eat half of it, as it was simply to massive for anyone to eat in it's entirety. For an idea of how large it was, it was probably about a foot and a half long, and about a foot across. It was very big and dense. Another problem was the lack of structural integrity, as the pita was too small.

Well then guys, I turn the mikes over to you. What it the most horrifying abomination of food that you have ever seen eaten or actually eaten? Whether it be something on the scale of a hot-dog rollup, or as simple as ten big macs in a row, these stories must be shared so that future generations know why we all died at the age of thirty from heart disease.

[Space Toaster]

My mom tried to make meatloaf with fish once. It was like eating a fish-flavored brick. To this day we still tease her for making 'fishloaf.'

[GramercyRiff99]

My mom tried to make meatloaf with fish once. It was like eating a fish-flavored brick. To this day we still tease her for making 'fishloaf.'

That sounds nothing short of horrifying, this coming from someone who hates fish in most forms.

[Cowboy Is Cool]

I don't know if this counts, but it was nasty. Ya know the hair that gets caught in hair combs, it's really gross? Yeah, well my dumbass cousin took some and put it in my root beer when I wasn't looking :doubt:. I drank it, too...

Yeah, it was really bad.

[TheGingerWarrior]

Sugar Sandwhich.

Enough Said?

Uhhhhhh, Sugar Coma