Once upon a time, I went to the Renaissance Faire with my cousin. I decided to walk around with a sign that said "FREE HUGS!" in big letters. So we're walking about, I hugged a lot of people, and then I run into this really tall guy selling pickles, who runs over to me with open arms.
Pickle Dude: I can't resist a bargain!
He then proceeds to pick me up and spin around. I felt my legs fly out behind me.
Me: Er, you can put me down now.
Pickle Dude: Be careful what you advertise, lass!
Sometime later, I ran into him again and he decided to hug me again, and this time I got really dizzy so I stumbled after he put me down.
Pickle Dude: I made her swoon!
It was fun, except my sides ached afterward.
Now tell me a story!
