WHATS One of your most embarrassing moments?

[warlord jp]

Im sorry if this has been discussed before, i searched and nothing came out.
So whats one of your most embarassing moments in your life?
One embarassing moment in my life was in school, i was taking a dump, finished and went back to class. Some people were looking at me funny, but i ignored them. Then when i was walking home i noticed i had toilet paper stickyng out of my pants!!  .  I was walking around school all day without noticing this!!! 

[The Warriors 9]

When my oldest son was around 3 or 4 his fingers got slammed in the car door. Nothing broke but it did put little indents on his fingers so I took him out to get it checked out.

As we were leaving at the front desk I was holding him and he looked at me and said in a sobbing voice your not gonna hurt me anymore are you daddy!

My god you should have seen the nurses face. You'd think she just busted a big time child abuser. Hell I can't even stand to spank my kids or yell at them let along EVER abuse them.

No dought my most embarrassing moment.

[the wigan warrior]

Well i know everybody has done this atleast once maybe in high school or when you was in primary school.

CALLING YOUR TEACHER MUM!!!!!!

oh my god that is sooooo embarrasing.

[LIPPY]

You beat me to it bruvver!! 

But...

I remember walking home along the seafront one night after a drinking session in town. It was real dark and completely deserted and I felt a little edgy as you can get some right weirdo's along there... so, to occupy my mind, I start singing... Loudly.

A good ten minutes or so later, I'm full swing into 'Mack The Knife' and bopping along the sea wall like I'm some sort of amazing performer, when suddenly a moth (I THINK it was a moth) flies straight into my open mouth. I made this sort of weird high-pitched "UuurGH" noise, stopped, gagged and bent over double spitting the thing out. Now... as I stand up straight I see a couple of girls and a guy walk from behind and right past me, meaning that they not only saw my whole drunken dance routine, they must have heard my girly splutter too  .

I could hardly see anything but I swear they all had grins like cheshire cats...  8-[

[BTW A.K.A the killer household appliance]

when i was air guitaring to "johnny b. goode" and my dad caught me!! 

[Twitch]

When I was a Marine and in a Saigon brothel and the guys from my squad busted into the room on me to cheer me on.

[bs4gas]

i was in pizza hut in london having one of them eat as much as you like type meals for 3.99 with a friend of mine,and after we had finished we went to pay,my friend payed first and then cooly walked down the 2 steps and through the open plain glass door,then i payed for mine and sort of jogged down the 2 steps and through the door but someone had closed it and i knocked myself out on the door for about 2/3 minuites and i have now got the video surveillance tape that was in the shop that day  its now hillarious to watch but god it hurt at the time

[Kujo_87]

When I was a Marine and in a Saigon brothel and the guys from my squad busted into the room on me to cheer me on.

That's an embarrasing moment from a historic time in US history!!

A very embarrassing moment for me was when I was about 8 or 9. It was the summer of '96 and I was taking swimming lessons at a public pool which was usually pretty empty but just happened to be crowded that day. There was this kid named Sunny who always managed to crash into me no matter how far apart we were. On this particular day we started off with backstroke practice, and I had been pre-occupied with something and forgot to be on point for a "Sunny slam", so when he finally crashed into me I went under like a brick.

I was about to come back up and hadn't been under for ten seconds when a life guard pulled me up and carried me in his arms like a girl to the side of the pool, which of course got the attention of everyone there, and asked me if I was OK :doubt: I'm grateful that some lifeguards can react that fast, but how 'bout givin' a brotha the chance to resurface and save his dignity when he [glow=red,2,300]ISN'T[/glow] drowning? 

[Dowley ov wcb]

Mine is like Twitches but I was on holiday in Lloret de mar in Spain and I was aout 8 or 9 and a train used to come round every hour or so and I used to like watching it because I wanted to go on it. One day I was playing with my older brother when I heard it beep so I jumped up and shouted "TRAIN!!!!" I ran to the balcony but didn't notice the star was there which ment the door was closed and I ran straight into the door. I had a reyt shoutin at by my dad but then day after he was walking with some toast and a cup of tea on a tray and walked into it. Hot tea went all over him. I had the last laugh even though I was so embaressed at first.

[StickWarrior]

When I went to camp I was the best and building the fires. We were all sitting around the fire and night with our coulers. I wasnt very interested in what they were talking about so I was setting a stick on fire and putting it out over and over agian to pass the time. They said" Pay atention and back up your to close to the fire." I said I wasnt so when it was time to get up they were all walking away. I was jumping. My shoues were like a million degress and were melting.They were converse so I couldnt get 'em off quickly. In the morning my tent councler held up my shoues and said " I told ya you were to close to the fire." Then everyone in my tent started laughing at me 'cause my shoues were a melted mess.

[Coneygirl25]

Well my most embarrassing moment would be at my fifth grade graduation my principal was giving out awards. The kids had to sit  with their legs crossed on the floor. I wasn't called up until the end. My leg fell asleep and I finally was called up. Well when I went stand up, I couldn't feel my leg at all! I tried to walk but I fell down in front of the entire fifth grade! Including parents and teachers. I was so embarrrased!

[$now4Ever]

I was playing foot ball with some friends and in fron of the sixth grade and i was bout to score a touch down then i tripped and we lost. I am very clumsy

[CleonWarlord]

You beat me to it bruvver!! 

But...

I remember walking home along the seafront one night after a drinking session in town. It was real dark and completely deserted and I felt a little edgy as you can get some right weirdo's along there... so, to occupy my mind, I start singing... Loudly.

A good ten minutes or so later, I'm full swing into 'Mack The Knife' and bopping along the sea wall like I'm some sort of amazing performer, when suddenly a moth (I THINK it was a moth) flies straight into my open mouth. I made this sort of weird high-pitched "UuurGH" noise, stopped, gagged and bent over double spitting the thing out. Now... as I stand up straight I see a couple of girls and a guy walk from behind and right past me, meaning that they not only saw my whole drunken dance routine, they must have heard my girly splutter too  .

I could hardly see anything but I swear they all had grins like cheshire cats...  8-[

Haha! Lippy, that has got to be the most embarasing out all of the posts here so far. Lol.

[taylor]

i sort of got in to a very little scrap once (he pushed me i pushed him) but then out of nowhere he kneed me in the balls. well i was oviusly in alot of pain and i was still shocked  that had actually happend but to make thing wores this girl i was seriously into was there.
at first it wasn't so bad but the next day it was so awkward with her she was asking these question like "are you ok... *cough*... umm you know" i was so pissed off. 

[turnbull_badger]

i was casually talking to my girlfriend and i leant on her dads cars wing mirror but i leant on it too hard and it snapped off and i fell flat on my face