http://r-1.ch.nyud.net:8080/VB-1.mp3
By the end of it, you will probably be stuck in a state between weirded out and totally awesome.
THE EXPLANATION: When this was recorded, there were two microphones placed in the same place as a human head would be if you were sitting in a chair. One acts as the left ear, the other as the right. As such, it seems like you are actually getting a haircut. I flinched a few times when the scissors were being used and such.
