The Auld Men and The Neds fanfic

[Glaswiegan Vermin]

Craiglang Glasgow.

6 boys stood outside a corner shop.

They were drinking Buckfast or Bucky as they call it.
A van pulled up and and young boy and a Old man got out it.
"Right you get the boexes'"said the old man in a glaswiegan way.
The 6 boys laughed at them.
"Oi ya' wee pies get oot ae here" says the old man.
"Naw" replies on of the Boys.
"I`ll git' ma' Joe oan' yi' his haunds' are classified weapons" says the old man.
"Whit' yer' specks classfied tae' ya' specky auld' bástard" replies One of the boys.
The old man hurries his glasses off his head.
The boys laugh.
"Whit's goin' oan' here granda'" says Joe who was helping him carrie the boxes in.
"Joe son put some pain intae' these doolaly bastáds
The smallest boy runs up to Joe and punches him in the stomach.
"Your a pie easy! easy!" says one of the boys.
The Neds walk off laughing.
The Neds were
Tommy - small one
Ev - Tall, leader
Gerry - Fatter of the group
Min - Energetic one
Eas - Tough one
Chenzo - Funny one

The Old man and Joe walk into the shop.
Another two old men and the shop keeper laugh.
"Hey Jack, Victor, Niveed stop laughing

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