Punks Fight Analysis!

[Cowboy Is Cool]

Alright, today I sat down and viewed the Punks rumble again. And again. And again... I finally wrote up this analysis of every Punk, their weapon, their outfit, when they are knocked out, who knocks them out, etc. I know most of you have probably already done this, but this is "my version", so to speak. I also made up some names (some from the game- sorry, I ran out of ideas !)

Alright, here we go, Punk by Punk, in order of first down to last down:

1.Moose
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Shirt: red, black, and white striped shirt
Weapon: Chain
Defeated By Who: Snow
Defeated How: Bat to the stomach

2.Craig
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Shirt: yellow and black stripes
Weapon: Bat
Defeated By Who: Snow
Defeated How: Kicked through stall door

3.Jacker
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Shirt: red and black stripes, black hat
Weapon: chain
Defeated By Who: Snow
Defated How: top of head smashed into stall door

4.Maurice
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Shirt: green, white, and black stripes
Weapon: blade
Defeated By Who: Cowboy
Defated How: bat to the stomach

5.Lumpy
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Shirt: solid green
Weapon: blade
Defeated By Who: Swan
Defeated How: kick to balls, punch to face

6.Vance(leader)
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Shirt: black with yellow stripes on shoulders
Weapon: blade
Defeated By Who: Cowboy
Defeated How: punch to the face

7.Ed
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Shirt: solid red
Weapon: ???
Defeated By Who: Swan
Defeated How: kick to the face while trying to get up

8.Clinton
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Shirt: solid blue, beret
Weapon: fists
Defeated By Who: Snow
Defeated How: bat to the stomach

9.Mike
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Shirt: green and black stripes
Weapon: bat
Defeated By Who: Swan
Defeated How: thrown through stall door

Scorecard:
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Swan- 3 KOs
Snow- 4 KOs
Rembrandt- 0 KOs
Vermin- 0 KOs
Cowboy- 2 KOs
Cochise- 0 KOs (but helped in weakening them)

[stevo2k6]

thats very nice, lol, why did u take the time to do this ? lol

[Ninth Delegate]

Ive always refered to the punk wearing the red, black and white striped shirt as "steve" because he kind of reminds me of the late steve irwin.  He even gets bitten by a wild animal (mercy). 

I can imagine him saying something like "Crikey!! This sheila's a bit cranky". 

Maybe i should stop watching this film when i come back from the pub. Lol

[War Chief]

Ive always refered to the punk wearing the red, black and white striped shirt as "steve" because he kind of reminds me of the late steve irwin.  He even gets bitten by a wild animal (mercy). 

I can imagine him saying something like "Crikey!! This sheila's a bit cranky". 

Maybe i should stop watching this film when i come back from the pub. Lol

I actually thought he resembled Steve as well.  8)

[KillerMime]

The steve irwin guy is aj bakunas.  Just like Irwin, he died young while working in the job.  He was killed filming a fall stunt for another movie about a year after the warriors.

[Vermin/Cowboy]

I thought Cowboy took out 3. O well, all that matters is that Snow really kicked ass.

[Warlord Bandit]

Snow toke out that many? I wonder how many ajax would of toke out if he wasnt arrested?

[prozium]

Nice analysis CIC, proffesionally done I must say Snow sure did kick a lot of ass! Even though it's not shown in KO's I know Cochise did as well.

[Cowboy606]

its awsome that you took the time to do this man. did you take off screen and background fighting into account? or just whats shown?

[Cowboy Is Cool]

its awsome that you took the time to do this man. did you take off screen and background fighting into account? or just whats shown?

Yep! I checked the foreground and background. I think I'm at least close to being right. If not, oh well...

And Prozium, thanks, man !

[Cowboy Is Cool]

Oh, I forgot to say this: I named the one guy Jacker because with that hat he reminded me of a carjacker. The others, I used the game and just made some up.

[emissary]

Not bad.  But I still think the best part of that fight is Swan getting the switch blade whilst in the middle of everything.

[soldierthemiddle]

Not bad.  But I still think the best part of that fight is Swan getting the switch blade whilst in the middle of everything.

do you think you can get a screenshot of that becouse ive always been kinda curious of how he got that

[Swan Owns All]

Cool dude! I'll make the wins look more like a mma bout.
example: http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/figh ... hterID=232

SWAN-Title: Warchief Style-Street Grappling/Dirty boxing techniques
Result--Opponent---Method-----------------------------------------Arena
Win-----Lumpy------KO ball kick ( ), followed by haymaker-Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Ed-----------KO Kick to head-------------------------------Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Mike---------KO Slam through stall------------------------Union Square Bathroom     

Snow-Title: Music Man Style-Kick Boxing/Bat fighting
Result--Opponent---Method-----------------------------------------Arena
Win-----Moose-------KO Bat Swing to stomach--------------------Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Craig--------KO Kick (through stall)-----------------------Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Jacker-------KO Head Smash (into stall)------------------Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Clinton------KO Bat Jab to stomach------------------------Union Square Bathroom     

Cowboy-Title: ? i forget...lol Style-Throwin Wild HayMakers
Result--Opponent---Method-----------------------------------------Arena
Win-----Maurice-----Ko Bat Swing To stomach--------------------Union Square Bathroom     
Win-----Vance-------KO Punch (left hook)-------------------------Union Square Bathroom     

like it?

[stevo2k6]

bloody hell u guys must have bags of time