What is the funnest joke?

[Ezac0]

OK to vote on a joke just write down you joke if you poste one then at the bottem of you joke put the joke that you think is the best.

OK well lets get it starteede with one of my jokes.
There was this guy who got his intire left side cut off, but dont worry he's all RIGHT .
Get it he's all right .

[LEFTHANDED]

o [bad word deleted] that would suck for me lol
but i got one ok theres this hippie right and he sees this really hot girl so he goes up to the girl and says hey u wanta have sex with me?Of course she says no so the hippie waits for his bus the bus pulls up and the busdriver say hey u see that really hot girl over there?Shes a BIG fan of god so next time u see her dress up as god then ask her.So the next day he came dressed up as god.After they did the hippie took off his mask and says aha im a hippie and the girl takes off her mask and says aha im the bus driver

[Ezac0]

:lol:lol that hippo one is pretty funny, keep send jokes and don't forget to vote on one of the jokes ok.

[MiddleMan07]

The hippy one isnt funny.. its disturbing.

[the wigan warrior]

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

it made me laugh

[Baby Joker]

This one got me to laugh.

A teacher goes to a kid and asked "What's your daddy do for a living?" He says "my daddy's a doctor." The teachers goes to another kid and goes "what's your daddy for for a living?" He says "My daddy's a lawyer." She askes the 3rd kid, "Whats your daddy do for a living?" The kid says "my daddy's dead." The teacher askes "What did he do before he die?" The kid says "He said "oooh!!!!""

[Alex]

The hippy one isnt funny.. its disturbing.

Just because the word sex is in it doesnt make it disturbing. Cheer up Charley. Because your gonna have to do it when your married. Thats part of life.

[the wigan warrior]

The hippy one isnt funny.. its disturbing.

Just because the word sex is in it doesnt make it disturbing. Cheer up Charley. Because your gonna have to do it when your married. Thats part of life.

i would say that by that^^^^ you are jst looking for trouble. realy what was the point

[MiddleMan07]

The hippy one isnt funny.. its disturbing.

Just because the word sex is in it doesnt make it disturbing. Cheer up Charley. Because your gonna have to do it when your married. Thats part of life.

Oh my goodness youre telling me this why?? youre a little 13 year old and by the way it sounds, girls dont like you anyways.  I found it disturbing because its gay sex.. unless you find that perfectly natural. Heh, its funny cause i actually have more friends that are girls than guys.. yeah im a playa  And why do you say you can only have it when youre married?

[vermin76]

no one is a virgin cos life screws us all

[Journey]

Why are pirates called pirates...?

'cos they arrrrrrrrrrr!!!!


lol gets me every time cos its just such a terrible joke lol

[BTW A.K.A the killer household appliance]

this one isnt racist, it's stereotypical.

so, there's this woman right, who goes into a club and picks up this black guy. she takes him home, lies on the bed naked and say's "do what you black boy's do best"
so he smacks her in the mouth and steals her TV

then there's this one-

a woman carrying a baby gets on a bus, the bus driver goes "that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen" the woman then goes to the back of the bus and sulks. then some guy asks her why she is so sad, she tells him the bus driver offended her. then the guy says- "well, you shouldnt stand for that, you march down there and tell him what you think right now, i'll hold your monkey"

The hippy one isnt funny.. its disturbing.

Just because the word sex is in it doesnt make it disturbing. Cheer up Charley. Because your gonna have to do it when your married. Thats part of life.

you know something, just when i thought you couldnt sink any lower, guess what? you did. negative karma for you, and positive for middleman, you really floored him

okay i'm out.......

[MiddleMan07]

Gee, thanks Bobo! 

[ajax is coolest]

this is really bad

there was two people and one said why is the libary so big . the other person said because it is the one with the most storeys.    told you it is bad

[pozzy74]

a man walks into a bar what does he say?

OUCH!!!!! LOL