An Ode to the Rules: A GramercyRiff99 Production (Newbies please read)

[GramercyRiff99]

When a new blood doesn't know the rules,
Or a Warrior makes a mistake,
If a mod catches wind,
Of the fact that you've sinned,
There are no chances they take.

Now we have a couple of rules here,
That everyone needs to obey,
And if they aren't broken,
And no-one's outspoken,
Things will run smooth every day.

Do not think that you're exempt,
Just because you've posted a lot,
It doesn't matter,
And the mods will be madder,
If a long time member is caught.

Now humans use foul language,
There is no denial of that,
But don't use it here,
Cause you have reason to fear,
You'll be the one the mods get mad at.

And don't you use any insults,
No flaming or calling each other names,
Because we are all friends,
And when it all ends,
You'll be the one getting flames.

If you want to do something illegal,
You can go on right ahead,
But don't talk about it here,
So we'll be in the clear,
When a nightstick's bouncing off your head.

There's a five post per day limit,
And if you are really a jerk,
You'll post more than that,
And will get knocked flat,
For giving the mods even more work.

Don't be a negative nelly,
Because no-one enjoys a downer,
If you call someone dumb,
Or turn down your thumbs,
You won't come out ahead in that encounter.

If you want to criticize something,
That somebody else posts,
At least be constructive,
Rather than destructive,
Otherwise you'll end up as toast.

If you have to sell pirated movies,
Or you run an online store,
Don't spam your stuff here,
Cause nobody wants to hear,
The price that you're selling things for.

If you've been banned from the website,
And have nothing to do except spam,
You're not getting us back,
With your stupid attacks,
And you'll feel the banhammer's slam.

If you want to trade some items,
Don't put it up here to trade,
All you do is sit,
And then eBay it,
So you can link it and cash can be made.

If you want to have a signature,
Then that is perfectly fine,
Just obey the size limit,
And don't have bad things in it,
And you won't cross over the line.

Now, regarding the shoutbox,
It's a great place to talk,
There are no post limits,
When you're talking in it,
Just know it's being watched like a hawk.

As long as you follow the rules,
That are prescribed throughout this post,
You'll have some fun,
And you'll be the one,
Who benefits from it the most.

[Swan 1979]

Great post Gramercy Newbies you guys really need to be listening to this guy.

[Baby Bear]

Yes it is very good. If new bloods don't understand this then there is no way they can be helped. They just get banned without hesitation.

[The Swan]

I haven't still seen it... yeah man great work... the rules r the RULES!!! =D>

GR99, don't forget your idea about the BanHammer!!!
Waiting 4... 8)

[ajax the warrior]

Great work mate now hopefully all the newbies will read the rules.

[yids-warrior]

round of applause is in order i think!!  =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

[Lion]

Wow, I am speechless.

[Kartoon]

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

man a post like this, makes a guy like me smile

its always great when the people take action and help the forum its takes work off of us..


A+ stuff my friend, you a great member

[Tantive7]

Wow, I am speechless.

EXACTLY LIONS..
You took the words right out of my mouth Brother..
Now that is an....
[glow=red,2,300]IMPACT POST!!!!![/glow]

[GramercyRiff99]

Wow, I didn't expect this to get stickied.

Thanks for the compliments guys. I wrote it on a whim and figured that I should throw it up here.

[welyun]

Alright, I have arrived.  In no way am I trying to step on anyones toes.  I'm a solid dude and a Warrior to the heart.  I've been waitng a long time to be part of something like this so I hope you guys don't let me down as well.  I'll be a real heavy hitter for ya. The name is Welyun, like Bell/gun, it means "out of this world". I'm proud to be here.

[Lion]

As long as you follow the rules and keep it cool, we should be cool with you as well.

[GramercyRiff99]

As long as you follow the rules and keep it cool, we should be cool with you as well.

That's the same guy I just reported for posting outside of the proving grounds, Lions. His first post was in this thread, his second in the Arena. It makes me wonder if he even read the post up there.

[thegoldencloset]

Step 1 is learn the code! Glad to be here. The Warriors is one of my favorite movies of all time. Too bad the real New York gang scene ended up lacking the flash and fun of the flick!

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

WARRIORS the best movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!