Yo Mama Jokes

[Swan boy]

Yo mamma is so old that when she farted dust came out
Yo mamma is ugly that her husband takes her to work with him so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye

[cowboy rules]

Your mama's breath is so bad, when she drinks a glass of milk it turns to cottage cheese.

On another note, these "your mama" jokes remind me of the "You might be a redneck" jokes. A few months ago, I was at the mall with my wife when she was getting her hair done, so I waited there and looked through the books and magazines at the hair salon. They had a book of redneck jokes. Here are a few of the ones that had me laughing so hard I was almost crying.

If every car you own is for sale, you might be a redneck.
If you still own every tire you've ever bought, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever removed a bathroom door so you could watch TV while sitting on the commode, you might be a redneck.

Dragged to the salon.........man I'm NEVER getting married  :p

Those redneck jokes are pretty good lol especially the one about the bathroom 

[CRASH]

you're mommas so fat, when she's told to haul ass, she has to make 2 trips!

definitely Warriors material.

[Good guy]

Ok ok ok..
Yo mama is soooooo nasty that her birth certificate was an official apology durex.

BOOOOYAAAH!!! 

[turnbull_badger]

durex make condoms. that should explain it.

[Good guy]

Ok ok ok..
Yo mama is soooooo nasty that her birth certificate was an official apology durex.

BOOOOYAAAH!!! 

Call me old, but I have absolutely no idea what that meant. Care to spell it out?

Yeah sorry man , they make condoms, I heard some bloke at my school say it and it had me in stitches lol

[cleonwarriors777]

yo daddys so red neck all he gave u for christmas is Hickeys ........PWND  :badgrin:

yo mamas so fat i slapped her back and her right boob fell off

yo mamas like a door knob every body gets a turn

yo mamas is like a video game rated E for everyone

yo mamas so fat yo daddys still climbin

yo mamas so fat she put the bakery out of busisness with her jelly rolls

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

yo mamas so poor i seen her kickin a box down the street and i asked her what she was doin and she said was " Moving"

yo mamas so ugly when ever she looks out the windows she gets arrested for mooning

yo mamas so fat i kicked her in the stomack and mashed potatoes and porkchops came flying out her a$$

yo mamas so old i told her to act her age and she died

yo mamas so old she sat behind jesus in kindergaten

yo mama so old she seen pasion of the crist Live

yo mamas so fat her blood type is rock n roll

yo mamas so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac

yo mamas so fat she makes big bird look like a rubber duck

yo mamas so ugly errr time her mom sees her dad she say ," dam i should have just gave you head"

yo mamas so ugly her birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

yo mamas so ugly she had u

i know alot more i got to leave though 

[GramercyRiff99]

Yo momma's so stupid she told you it was okay to post in this section with under 250 posts.

Oh wait.

[Gezza]

Yo momma's so stupid she told you it was okay to post in this section with under 250 posts.

Oh wait.

Hahaahaha thats a good one GR99!

Ok i only got two which i like i know alot but some are inapropriate and lots more etc so ill jsu tsay these two.

Yo Mummas so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic!

Tell ya mum to stop changing her lipstick, my dicks starting to look like a rainbow.

BAM!!!!!!!!

[wargod]

lol yo mama so nasty she had you

[Snow24]

Your momma is so fat she plays pool with the planets...