The Bad Grammar Thread

[Space Toaster]

This thread is for us to discuss a very serious topic, and that is...

BAD GRAMMAR.

*dramatic music and lightning followed by thunderclap*


I've been known to abuse the English language for comedic effect. However, it drives me absolutely insane when people fail to spell simple words properly. I'm referring to crimes such as 'u' for 'you' and 'wut' for 'what'. The usual excuse for this is it saves time, which is my opinion a load of crap.

I will end this post now before I go into full-scale rant mode.

[Scurvy Dog]

I'm a grammar Nazi myself. Maybe all of us who feel the same way could unofficially call ourselves "The Grammar-Nazi Riffs".

(Cue rimshot, sound of crickets chirping). Scurvy Dog slowly sidesteps backstage.

[union_jack]

...I found that funny.. eventually 

This is fair enough, but I'm going to spend an unnecessary amount of time looking through your posts for bad grammar.

Just Grammar-cy Riffs would work though right? Is there a real need to bring the Nazi party into this? Haha.

[triscender]

i really doesnt no wut u's be talkin about

[4nik8]

I've been known to purposely abuse the English language for comedic effect.

Apparently, you are also known FOR SPLITTING INFINITIVES!!!

[Scurvy Dog]

...I found that funny.. eventually 

This is fair enough, but I'm going to spend an unnecessary amount of time looking through your posts for bad grammar.

Just Grammar-cy Riffs would work though right? Is there a real need to bring the Nazi party into this? Haha.

Grammar Nazis have nothing to do with Hitler or exterminating anyone. They just feel compelled to militantly correct grammar and/or spelling when needed.

Kind of like the Soup Nazi on "Seinfeld".

[4nik8]

Grammar Nazis have nothing to do with Hitler or exterminating anyone. They just feel compelled to militantly correct grammar and/or spelling when needed.

Let's compromise: how about GrammarZi Riffs?

Kind of like the Soup Nazi on "Seinfeld".

Hey HEY, this is a fragment (wait, are we not supposed to be attacking each other as well?).

[Space Toaster]

Apparently, you are also known FOR SPLITTING INFINITIVES!!!

I fixed it, are you happy now?

(wait, are we not supposed to be attacking each other as well?).

I normally don't attack senior citizens, but in your case I'd like to make an exception. >_>

[Rocko]

  Is the peeps on ths thrad gettin hostil?


Also I joke I try not to be bad at grammar...

[4nik8]

I fixed it, are you happy now?

I was happy before! (btw, that's a comma splice).

I normally don't attack senior citizens, but in your case I'd like to make an exception. >_>

get off my lawn!

[4nik8]

Also I joke I try not to be bad at grammar...

This very sentence indicates otherwise! 

[triscender]

i would get on his good side if i were you Space - he's very generous when it comes to extending his senior discounts


and he has no problem giving out tea bags for free

[Space Toaster]

Oh yeah, well at least I spell out 'by the way!'

Conscience: No you don't.

Okay, I lied. *sulk*

Edit: Triscender - I know. That's why I carry a Taser.

[Rocko]

Also I joke I try not to be bad at grammar...

This very sentence indicates otherwise! 

  Well me think it good. Mongo Like it. laf laf laf.

[Scurvy Dog]

and he has no problem giving out tea bags for free

On a different note, let's avoid this kind of talk here. K?