taking advantage of free hotel stuff

[ILLER...]

so far i've had 3 coffees, 4 otis sprelunker choco chip cookies and wifi for this but that doesn't really count.
getting up for more cookies now... ok, back.
wait till they get a load of me tomorrow morning for the continental breakkie! "free you say?..." *pulls out ziploc baggie*

[4nik8]

don't forget to impregnate some of the cleaning staff

you did use a fake name, yes?

[ILLER...]

this spammer shit is out of control.

[4nik8]

especially when it overshadows and interferes with my terrible jokes!

[ILLER...]

the staff were all older indian people not being raysist but they just don't make my pants tight.

and i used my given name. was that wrong? is there a security risk? am i on some list now?

[4nik8]

since you didn't impregnate any, the name point is moot, as there's no child-support concerns!

[ILLER...]

breakfast was bulldefecation by-the-way! scrambled eggs sitting in thier own juices(i hope it was thieir own) on a platter and stale bagles/danishes. only thing i had was the apple juice and i'm sure the apples for it came from china or something.