Favorite movie quotes?

[Space Toaster]

Airplane is in a totally different league from Scary Movie.

[turnbull gbr]

Airplane is in a totally different league from Scary Movie.

I know that, you know that, but 4nik8 stated that he detests spoofs.

[4nik8]

no, i said i abhor those spoofs, which, naturally, only includes the ones i don't like -- see?

[Suburban Warlord]

Apocalypse Now:

Willard: "Sh-t...charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets
at the Indy 500."

"Oh man, the bullsh-t piled up so fast in Vietnam, you needed wings to stay above it."

Kurtz: "It's not classified anymore...is it?"

"They train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't let them write
the word f-ck on their airplanes because it's OBSCENE!"

[turnbull gbr]

no, i said i abhor those spoofs, which, naturally, only includes the ones i don't like -- see?

erm...ye.....no!

[katedoll]

i'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle

the lost boys: do you know what it means when there's no tv? no MTV!!
stand by me: micky's a mouse, donald's a duck, pluto's a dog, what the hell is goofy?
back to the future: why are things so heavy in the future is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

[ILLER...]

"don't pray for an easier life. Pray to be a stronger man!"
-JFK Call of Duty:Black OPs

also,
"it smells like Bigfoots dick"
-Anchorman

[katedoll]

"don't pray for an easier life. Pray to be a stronger man!"
-JFK Call of Duty:Black OPs

also,
"it smells like Bigfoots dick"
-Anchorman

oh yeh, how could i forget anchorman, that film is full of hilarious quotes.

"what the hell is diversity?"
"well i could be wrong, but i believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era"

and to his dog: "you know i don't speak spanish"

class!

[ILLER...]

if you really liked anchorman you should watch "Hot rod"

[Nuck Forbert]

"Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?"

"Yes."

"...How may I help you?"

"You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!"

"I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."

"And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk, down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

"May I see your rental agreement?"

"I threw it away."

"Oh boy..."

"Oh boy, what?"

"You're fucked."

- Planes, Trains and Automobiles

[nightarmyWARRIOR]

The Warriors
Luther: "Warriors, come out to plaaaaaaay..." (NAJJAČI)
Cyrus: "Can you count, suckers?"
Ajax: "Fuckin' A!"
Vermin: "What about me? I got the big one."
Cochise: "Cyrus was right about one thing. It's all out there. All we gotta do is figure out a way to go steal it."
Terminator
Terminator: "I'LL BE BACK!"
Terminator: "Hasta la vista, baby!"
Star Wars
Han Solo: "May the Force be with you."
Darth Vader: "Luke, I'm your father!"
Taxi Driver
Travis: "You talkin' to me?"
James Bond
"My name is Bond. James Bond."
Apollo 13
"Houston, we have a problem."
Godfather II
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Rocky
Rocky: "Yo, Adrian!"
Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump: "Hello. My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate?"