New Gang: The Shoppers

emissary · Post by **emissary** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:58 am

I wish I could bring one of the gangs with me to the mall. Any would do. People are so pushy and impatient. Boy those lines would clear right up if I had the Furies behind me when I entered the Gap.

Rem · Post by **Rem** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:56 am

Not before me and the Punks burn that Gap to the ground.

Man...emissary...you go to the Gap? And all those prevous posts...it all....MAKES SENSE now.....

lol just kidding man

Ranchgal · Post by **Ranchgal** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:58 am

You two just gave me hysterical visual images--thank you!!

Post by **GonzoNYC** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:13 am

The Warriors Part II: At The Palisades Mall

Will The Warriors make it from one end of the mall to the other! Will they bop their way past the Orphans at the clearance section in Target? Will they tangle with the Furies checking out new bats at Sports Authority?? Will they be seduced by the Lizzies at Pottery Barn?? Will they be spotted by the Punks who are at the bar in Chili's??? Add about 10,000 angry Christmas shoppers to the mix! Watch your back Warriors!!!

Cowboy79 · Post by **Cowboy79** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 8:06 pm

You guys just gave me the funniest pictures, But if I had my Rogues with me We'd burn the WHOLE MALL DOWN! So emissary couldn't go to the gap you can't stop the rogues!

The Rogue · Post by **The Rogue** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:25 pm

lol good one gonzo and the ending could be

Swan: this is what we fought all night to get back too

"View of parking lot'

Swan: I think il just leave and go to a better mall
Mercy: Il go with you, you know i love to shop
Swan: Oh ya where have you ever shoped
Mercy: No where i just no i do

Cut scence and you see the warriors walking away

Twitch · Post by **Twitch** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:56 pm

Swan working as a clerk at some cheezy store to please his youth counselor. Some goof comes up and says, "wow these prices are good, real good!" Sawn answers, ""The best!"

Ranchgal · Post by **Ranchgal** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:12 am

gee, I love this board!!!

Coney Island Baby · Post by **Coney Island Baby** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:19 am

Cowboy: What are we going to do now?

Swan: We're going back.

Vermin: Do you mind telling us how? The checkout must be 50-100 aisles from here.

Swan: It's the only choice we got.

Cochise: Yeah, real simple. Except every security guard in this store is looking to bust our heads.

Swan: We've got something else to think about.

Snow: The queue at the checkout, is it long?

Vermin: If it is, we're gonna have to bop our way through.

Cowboy: S***, I wish we had shopped online.

Kiro · Post by **Kiro** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:43 am

Edit: Nobody wants to read all that

prozium · Post by **prozium** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:50 pm

Coney Island Baby wrote:Cowboy: What are we going to do now?

Swan: We're going back.

Vermin: Do you mind telling us how? The checkout must be 50-100 aisles from here.

Swan: It's the only choice we got.

Cochise: Yeah, real simple. Except every security guard in this store is looking to bust our heads.

Swan: We've got something else to think about.

Snow: The queue at the checkout, is it long?

Vermin: If it is, we're gonna have to bop our way through.

Cowboy: S***, I wish we had shopped online.

Cowboy79 · Post by **Cowboy79** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:20 pm

That's funny,especially Cowboy's line on the bottom that one made me laugh.