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beware of your barber

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i was at the hairdressers the other day getting my hair cut when i felt a sharp pain in my right ear then noticed a trickle of blood pouring down.my barber had turned round all of 5 seconds to talk to someone behind him and cut my ear as well as my hair.i swear he tried to turn me into van gogh.i got a free haircut out of it and a free attempted piercing  :D
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scary! just one of a million reasons i don't trust other people with my hair, let alone with scissors by my face! at least you got a good deal. be more careful next time, we need you here!
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I think I have been lightly stabbed with scissors before at the hairdressers, but I'm more wary of my orthodontist and his assistant. I always seem to get poked by tools or have my jaw held tightly while they try to get the Bandlock off of my teeth.

It's good that you at least for a free haircut. That's the least he could have done for cutting your ear. :D
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i used to have a proffesional barber keep my hair in good condition(yeah, well....i like my hair! :badgrin:lol) but he recently went bankrupt :cry:. who will stop those split ends now!?

i live right next to a barber actually, everytime i go to school the owner stares at me, he's givin me the eye urrrrghhh!!!!!! :shock: :shock:

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He should give you free haircuts for a whole year!
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WOW Vermin76 if that was me i be going crazy saying" You cut my {beep} ear!!"
Lucky for you u got a free haircut ans should get more free haircut. :badgrin:
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My mom was a hairdresser, I grew up getting my haircut all the time so I'm used to the whole scissors around my face thing, but that's not excuse for him hacking and slashing at you while he's not looking. Damn, you coulda lost an eye!  I hope your girlfriend digs scars. :lol:

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those damn british hairdressers strike again, i have been cut no less than three times during my time at the barbers, twice in the left ear and once in the back of my head, and i never got a free haircut though, damn them :D
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That is why i just get a razor and shave my head
no scissors = no danger :)
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Oddity wrote: That is why i just get a razor and shave my head
no scissors = no danger :)
I have seen razors do some damage.....
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That sucks , but just be lucky that Sully is not your barber :shock:
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Reminds me alot of when I go to the local barbers down the road from my house. Whenever I go there, the old man always wants to cut my hair and I'm too embarrassed to tell him "Oh nah, can I have the lady cut my hair, instead?" Cos' she's alot more experienced than he is at haircutting. :doubt:
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JD wrote: That sucks , but just be lucky that Sully is not your barber :shock:
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oh jeez man i'll stick with the guy who only cuts my ear thanks. :lol:

i'd hate to think what sully and his cut throat razer could do  :D
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I always wondered how barber's know when to retire.  I see a lot of really old guys cutting hair with thick glasses!  :lol:

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GonzoNYC wrote: I always wondered how barber's know when to retire.  I see a lot of really old guys cutting hair with thick glasses!   :lol:

"Hairdresser on fire...."
I'm not sure they intend to retire. I'm sure they enjoy wrecking people's hair. :lol:
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