parody song lyrics of 1985-by bowling for soup

[Juniper]

                here is a parody I made up of 1985   
                             
       
                        Brandy just hit that wall
She stole a purse from the mall
5 perkasets a day
Husband's gone far away
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned into a crack whore
Slept with more than one man
And is too fat to get a tan

She was gonna be an assassin
She was gonna travel far
I threatened to beat her ass
But then I wrecked her car
Her yellow twinkie
Is now her best buddy
Looks at her fucked up life
And now she, wants a, fat wife