Bad Things To Say...

[Jigsaw]

(During the Furies chase) To the Fury Leader: Whoa!! I Thought I was in Riverside! But apparently I'm in the MLB rejection room!! (Not my best.)

To Cowboy (When Passed Out In The Park): Well, your no Josey Wales!

To Ajax: Where'd the Warriors pick you up? Fags R' Us?

To Luther: Whats with your voice? Did you just suck helium out of a balloon or did someone just give you a boot in the nuts??

[Space Toaster]

*To Vermin* How on Earth did you get that carpet glued to your chest?!

[Kujo_87]

(greeting Vermin)-'Sup Vermin, I was wonderin' why I smelled vaseline

(to the yellow face Fury) Don't most baseball players retire [glow=red,2,300]before[/glow] they start losing their hair

[Coney Island Baby]

Bad thing to say to Masai: 'Those shades are so last season'. =;


To the Turnballs: 'The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, all night long'. :p


To the Hi-Hats: 'I don't know whether to punch you or book you for my little brother's party next week. Hey, can you make balloon animals? Go on, make a poodle'.


To the Furies: 'Sorry guys, but I've already booked the Hi-Hats for my little brother's party. Maybe next year'.


To the Lizzies: 'I gotta ask a question. Where are your chicks? Dudes like you have always got chicks around'.


Bad thing to say to the cops: 'Er, excuse me officers, but my friends and I have just attended a big gang meeting and we're having a bit of trouble getting home. I was wondering whether you'd be kind enough to give us a lift in your patrol car? You will? Oh gee thanks, get in boys'.

[Vermin/Cowboy]

To Vermin:O I'm sorry, I thought you were Austin Powers.

To Ajax and Cowboy:Hey I saw your show last night "Queir Eye for the Straight Guy".

To Cleon:I thought that was my lepord underwear on your head.

To Snow and Rembrant:Guys, the 70's are over(that was about their afro's).

To Cochise:Your a Flavor Flav wannabe.

Not really good one's.

[Space Toaster]

Hey, thanks for reviving this, I just thought of something to add to this.

To The Hi-Hats: Hey, who's up for karaoke?! How about Send In The Clowns?

[Warlord Bandit]

To turnbulls a.c.- Hey look its the fan club of charle brown and mr. Clean!

[Cowboy Is Cool]

To Ajax- Hey, didn't I see you playing strip poker with the Dingos last week?

To Cowboy- Hey, nice hat! Kinda remains me of this one gay porn star's hat...

To Furies- KISS sucks! (bat to the head)



Sorry, I just kind of figured that they would like KISS.

[Space Toaster]

Hehe..

*Goes up to Ajax and sniffs him* Wow, you ARE lemon-scented! *POW!* *is knocked out*

*To Vermin* Chewbacca called. He wanted to know why his toupee is glued to your chest.


Darn, I wanna sniff Ajax now. *Pouts*

[Jigsaw]

Darn, I wanna sniff Ajax now. *Pouts*

You are aware Ajax is about 55 now, aren't you?

[Space Toaster]

Yes, yes, I'm aware James Remar is old enough to be my dad now. But I was actually taking about the character Ajax, not the actor who plays him. (Who's just as awesome)

[Warlord Bandit]

To hi hats- Is that white paint on your face? Or is it something else that i shouldnt know about? Sense you all are guys in your group.

[popsicle_fury]

To Orphans: You know, I know this GREAT family therapist nearby Times Square...

To Ajax: Hello, my name is Elton John.

To Chatterbox: Yay off the Krispy Kreme, dude!

To Punks: Who the HELL wears roller skates to a brawl?



Baaah...I'm bad at this.

[Space Toaster]

Actually I quite liked yours, popsicle fury. ^_^ Especially the Orphans and the Ajax ones.

[Space Toaster]

(To Cowboy) Well, you know what they say: "Save a horse, ride a cowboy."

(To any potential dangerous Warrior) Nice butt!