Yo Mama Jokes

[$now4Ever]

I like to tell yo mama jokes with my freinds so why not do it on the forum i  just thought it would be a fun little topic.

[swan_jax]

cool, here are some your moma is so dark she has to get tattos with chalk, your mamas like adelphia i havent paid that bitch in months, your mamas so fat and poor she goes to kfc to like other peopls fingers cause its finger lickin good!  i get all these for the tv show your mama with wilmer valderam (fez) on mtv

[SoldierHeavyMuscle]

youre mommas so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says to be continued!

you're mommas so fat, when she's told to haul ass, she has to make 2 trips!

you're mommas so fat, she wears a vcr for a beeper!

you're mommas so fat she doesnt drive cars, she wears em!

you're mommas so fat, she stepped on a five dollar bill, and made change!

you're mommas so fat, she sweats gravy!

you're mommas so fat, her favorite color is cake!

you're mommas so fat, she jumped up in the air, and got stuck!

heres an oldie!
you're mommas so stupid, she thought shirly temple was a church!
LOLOL

[cowboy rules]

youre mommas so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says to be continued!

you're mommas so fat, when she's told to haul ass, she has to make 2 trips!

you're mommas so fat, she wears a vcr for a beeper!

you're mommas so fat she doesnt drive cars, she wears em!

you're mommas so fat, she stepped on a five dollar bill, and made change!

you're mommas so fat, she sweats gravy!

you're mommas so fat, her favorite color is cake!

you're mommas so fat, she jumped up in the air, and got stuck!

heres an oldie!
you're mommas so stupid, she thought shirly temple was a church!
LOLOL

Haha I liked the last one SHM  I dont really know many acutally ....... but keep these coming!

[StickWarrior]

youre mommas so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says to be continued!

you're mommas so fat, when she's told to haul ass, she has to make 2 trips!

you're mommas so fat, she wears a vcr for a beeper!

you're mommas so fat she doesnt drive cars, she wears em!

you're mommas so fat, she stepped on a five dollar bill, and made change!

you're mommas so fat, she sweats gravy!

you're mommas so fat, her favorite color is cake!

you're mommas so fat, she jumped up in the air, and got stuck!

heres an oldie!
you're mommas so stupid, she thought shirly temple was a church!
LOLOL

A little off topic but, at exactly the same moment I read the word change in your joke, the lyric came up on Dark Side of The Moon.  Weird, Dark Side of the SHM?

[andy_man]

Your mom is so ugly the only time she gets whistled at is when the train is about to hit.

[Good guy]

yo momma so fat that when she walked past the tv i missed 2 eppisodes of friends.
Yo momma so fat her college graduation picture was an airial
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
yo momma so fat that she has other fat people orbiting her.
yo momma so stupid it took her 2 minutes to watch 60 seconds (its an english news thingy)
yo momma is so stupid she sat staring at a orange carton coz it said concentrate.

not that good i know

[Marlboroprojects]

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her father.

[turnbull_badger]

I know a lot of yo mama jokes!

Yo mama so old she has a picture of jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
yo mama's so stupid she got locked in tesco's (an english supermarket) and starved to death
yo mama's so stupid she got locked in dfs and slept on the floor (dfs is an english bed and sofa store)
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for petrol money!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 999
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

[warlord jp]

Lol, good jokes turnbull. I just can think of one. Your momma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.

[Baby Joker]

Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama's so old here social security number is 4.
Yo mama's so poor She was kicking a can I asked what she was doing she said "Moving"
Yo mama's so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"
Yo mama's so ugly she gives freddy kruger nightmares.

My favorite: Yo Mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter

[Space Toaster]

Your mother is so fat, that when she sat on a rainbow Skittles came out
Your mother is so fat, that when she wears high heels she strikes oil
Your mother is so fat, that when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started singing "We Are Family"
Your mother is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Your mother is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Your mother is so ugly she can make an onion cry

[papa arnold]

yo momas so fat when she fell in love she broke it

yo momas so fat she has to do the ironing on the drive way

yo momas so fat i had to take two train ans 4 buses to get on her good side

yo momas so fat shes on both sides of the family

[Warriorfan54321]

yo mama so fat when shes wearin yellow clothes people shout TAXI

yo mama so fat when god said let there be light, she had to move.

yo mama so old she is a vvvvvvvvoap ( a very very very very very very very old age pensioner)
not that good that last one i know.

yo mama so ugly people ban her from the mirror store.

[Storm86]

Yo Mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.