AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SoldierHeavyMuscle]

i cant sleep.

theres nothing on tv.

i'm alone.
(like always, so what else is new?)

and i'm alone on the forum, again!
(and in life, it seems.)

somebody find my tack hammer, and hit me in the damn head with it, please??
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[LIPPY]

You won't make friends with a hammer stickin' out your 'ead, but if that's what you want... pass that tack hammer over here...

Okay now, hold still... you might feel a slight tingling sensation...

*DOONK*

That better? Is there anything else you want wrapping round your head?

Okay, why are you looking like you wanna kill me now?!

No, SHM. NO! Put that down! NOOOoooooooooooooooo!!

[Si-Lee-Warrior]

1 is the loneliest number that youll ever dooo.... 

[Cowboy Is Cool]

I'll miss you Lippy! You shoulda let somebody else do it! I've found a tombstone which is quite similar to your predicament:



R.I.P. Lippy

[SoldierHeavyMuscle]

0H MY GOD!!!!!!
YOU GUYS ARE FRICKEN KILLIN ME!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
2 FUNNY!!!

thanx guys!
i really needed a laugh!!

[cowboy rules]

SHM, You're on here all by yourself a little too often these days.....maybe people are tryin' to tell you somethin'  I'm just messin with ya lol And Cowboy is Cool.....where in the hell did you find that pic? lol

[Cowboy Is Cool]

SHM, You're on here all by yourself a little too often these days.....maybe people are tryin' to tell you somethin'  I'm just messin with ya lol And Cowboy is Cool.....where in the hell did you find that pic? lol

I searched for "hammer tombstone" on google images. It was a sure-fire way to find one like that,lol.

[SoldierHeavyMuscle]

SHM, You're on here all by yourself a little too often these days.....maybe people are tryin' to tell you somethin'  I'm just messin with ya lol And Cowboy is Cool.....where in the hell did you find that pic? lol

I searched for "hammer tombstone" on google images. It was a sure-fire way to find one like that,lol.

dude, it was perfect!!! =D> =D> =D>
absolutely perfect!!
2 funny guys!!

[Marlboroprojects]

Mike, well I don't have any snazzy pics to cheer you up, but here's a song from Team America: World Police that seems like a good fit. 


Kim Jong Il: 

I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There's no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It's kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it's fiwring my body with rage / I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, none of the women seem to give a shit / Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me / And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery / Yeah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me...

[Ranchgal]

This whole thread is a total laugh riot.  What a kill!
Thanks from me too--I needed it.

[SoldierHeavyMuscle]

Mike, well I don't have any snazzy pics to cheer you up, but here's a song from Team America: World Police that seems like a good fit. 


Kim Jong Il: 

I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There's no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It's kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it's fiwring my body with rage / I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, none of the women seem to give a [bad word deleted] / Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me / And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery / Yeah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me...

hey, Marlboro!!!!!

KISS MY A............

OK, OK, IT WAS FUNNY!!!

btw, i saw what you said about the Jets, Miami, game!! :p
cya, man!

HEY, RG!!!!!!!
how are ya, hunny???

[emissary]

J E T S JETS JETS JETS Remember 51-45 in 86?

[SoldierHeavyMuscle]

J E T S JETS JETS JETS Remember 51-45 in 86?

ohhh, and you're from Florida!!!!
you sir, sicken me. :p :p :p :p

what up, E??

[glow=white,5,300]JET'S SUCK!!!!!![/glow]

[SoldierHeavyMuscle]

OH, AND I FORGOT....
NAMATH WORE PANTYHOSE!!! :badgrin: :badgrin: :p
(it's true!)

i only have one more thing to say!!
perfect season......
beat that!!

[emissary]

No doubt that Miami holds certain points in NFL history that the Jets don't.  But there are those Jet moments that just get the Dolphin fans enough.  Like when Testaverde threw 4 TDs in the fourth to beat Miami.  But even then, Marino has one of the all time greatest fake outs when he faked a downing of the ball and threw a TD.  Good rivalry.  But I also hate the 85 Dolphins for another reason.