If the characters worked in a school...

[Space Toaster]

...what would they teach? (Yep, another one of my random silly topics)

Ajax would be a gym teacher, most likely. ...Or the hot janitor. XD

[Storm86]

well these are kinda obvious some are harder
Cowboy- US history specializing in the wild west
Rembrandt-art
Ajax-Gym/football coach
Swan- geography
Snow-detention
Cochise-math dunno why lol
fox-computer lab (if it was nowadays)

[Space Toaster]

Mercy could do Home Ec. XD

And maybe Cyrus would be the principal, with the Riffs as hall monitors!

[theSleepiLizzie_of_2006]

Congrats on the creative topics..............very interesting.................

Vermin: A comical history teacher who wears suits ~or~ a comical carefree history teacher
Rembrandt: Art teacher...the mechanisms of Spray painting
ajax: he looks more like a Sex (can I say this?) Education teacher... also a gym teacher teacher is good...~or~ the ex-teacher who got fired from trying to get with a girl (he didn't learn his lesson) ~or~ the quiet overly sensitive teacher teaching HomeEc
Cowboy: the quietly oversensitive who teaches Shop
Mercy: the secretary who wears 60s-style glasses and ohhh get this...actually wearing a BRA with sophisticated business-like clothing!!! 

[Harley]

Well the two no brainers are Ajax teaching gym and Rembrandt teaching art.  Here's how I see the rest:

-Swan=Shop, cause you need good leadership or someone's gonna lose a finger or eye.
-I also thought Cleon for gym given his kickin' kung fu skills, but as a default vice principal (because we all
know that Cyrus has to be principal starting each morning on the PA "Can you dig it!")
-Vermin for Math since he was given the burden of the Bearer, having to deal with numbers and all, plus his 
brilliant deduction of how far they were from Coney.
-Fox I would say for either science if we're talking the 70's or computers if it's current.
-Snow I could see as the quiet and serious English Lit teacher, he's deep that way. Or the music teacher 
since he is the music man.
-Cowboy I could see as a good History teacher, or Creative Writing.
-Cochise for philosophy surprisingly since he offered some deeper insight from Cyrus' speech.
-Mercy would be teaching French in her Bronx accent.

And not Luther as the bus driver but Cropsey.  Luther I picture as a janitor more, or the crazy auto shop teacher. 

[warlord jp]

Hey spacetoaster, can you plz tell me what that smiley you use means? the XD thing? Because someone i talk to uses that smiley. I know the X is the eyes, and the D is the mouth, but what does it mean? Sorry to get off topic... just corious.

[Space Toaster]

It supposed to look like someone's laughing really hard, I think.

[Space Toaster]

Vermin would be a custodian. Between class periods, he'd stand in the hallway, leaning on his dust mop, saying "Oh Baby, throw it my way," to all the girls, leading to quite a few reprimands.

The best part about that one, is that I can totally picture it. XD And as for Rembrandt teaching Spanish, I can imagine he would have a lot of female students.

[ajax the warrior]

Swan the principal and ajax as the gym teacher and snow detention and the fox the computer lad cowboy history teacher.

[Space Toaster]

I could see the Punks as hall moniters. They don't say anything when they see you without a pass they just stalk you until you run back to class. XD

[trixter468]

Cleon(who I'm suprised no one has mentioned) - Principle. He could keep all those highschoolers in line!

Swan - Vice Principle.  :lol:

Snow - I'd say Music

Rembrandt - Art, for obvious reasons.

Vermin - Guidance counselor.

Fox - Geogreophy. Again, obvious reasons.

Cochise - Math/Algebra.

Cowboy - History.

Ajax - Gym, or Auto shop. - My two favorites.  :)

[sharker_93]

lol...this thread is really a good one...

Well the two no brainers are Ajax teaching gym and Rembrandt teaching art.  Here's how I see the rest:

-Swan=Shop, cause you need good leadership or someone's gonna lose a finger or eye.
-I also thought Cleon for gym given his kickin' kung fu skills, but as a default vice principal (because we all
know that Cyrus has to be principal starting each morning on the PA "Can you dig it!")
-Vermin for Math since he was given the burden of the Bearer, having to deal with numbers and all, plus his 
brilliant deduction of how far they were from Coney.
-Fox I would say for either science if we're talking the 70's or computers if it's current.
-Snow I could see as the quiet and serious English Lit teacher, he's deep that way. Or the music teacher 
since he is the music man.
-Cowboy I could see as a good History teacher, or Creative Writing.
-Cochise for philosophy surprisingly since he offered some deeper insight from Cyrus' speech.
-Mercy would be teaching French in her Bronx accent.

And not Luther as the bus driver but Cropsey.  Luther I picture as a janitor more, or the crazy auto shop teacher. 

just like what harley said, Cyrus would seriously do that man...haha that one was good...okay so this is what i think...

Cleon would be some martial arts teacher, co-curricular activity maybe...teaching kung-fu and stuff... Swan would be a technical teacher... maybe he would start a new project for his students, making a model of the Wonder Wheel...or the Cyclone...Ajax would be a football teacher...i can imagine that one well...Snow would be a serious and silent English teacher...or like what some of you said, a discipline master...and i also agree to Snow being a music teacher...Vermin, a funny history teacher who makes students like history alot better....Cochise, a geography teacher, i dunno why... Cowboy, he would come to school in a suit and a cowboy hat... And he would teach...Chemistry maybe? haha....The Fox would teach maths....I dunno why either..Rembrandt would obviously teach art, spray painting...Mercy would maybe teach Homec....

[Wheeljak]

Here's my take:

Cyrus
Definitely a math teacher. His whole speech was based on math.
On the very first day of class, he would give the students the same motivational speech:
"Can you count, suckaaaas? The future is yours, IF you can count!"

Cleon
Principal, 'cuz he knows how to keep those rowdy kids in line. He can even keep Ajax in his place with ease.

Masai
Marching band director. Just look at the tight rank and file of his subordinates, and that sparkly outfit of his.

Swan
Guidance counselor. He knows how to find diamonds in the rough, and motivate them to aim higher.

I'm not so sure about Rembrandt as an art teacher; I dunno if a big red "W" qualifies as art. 

[playaAjax15]

Snow-Music
Rembrandt - Art
Ajax-Gym/football coach
Cowboy - History.
Vermin would be a custodian. Between class periods, he'd stand in the hallway, leaning on his dust mop, saying "Oh Baby, throw it my way," to all the girls, leading to quite a few reprimands. :badgrin:

[stevo2k6]

...what would they teach? (Yep, another one of my random silly topics)

Ajax would be a gym teacher, most likely. ...Or the hot janitor. XD

are you a male?