What would you do if you ruled the world for one day?

[andy_man]

*it would be against the law for all hot chicks to were bras 

Can I get a woop woop? Just kidding

[Storm86]

I'd make every single person on the planet live in a wheel chair for a day, and make Brenda Song marry me with no prenup so if she divorces me the next day I get half of everything she has

[cowboy rules]

I'd probably.....pull all the troops out of Iraq of course, then slap Tony Blair and George Bush, maybe even give them a little punch. And disqualify every team Scotland played in the World Cup 

[turnbull_badger]

also all chavs are sent to the bermuda triangle to die and i will dedicate a whole country (probably russia) to the warriors and another country (china) to badgers. 

[Jigsaw]

Then pass a law that says you either love America or you leave it and make George Bush the king of the world.

WHAAAT?? King of the world??? There would be a war involving all countries less than an hour later!!

[haterist]

i'd tell all the stupid people of the world to kill themselves and they'd listen!   

[trixter468]

I would put the Illuminauty (i really don't know how to spell it. Illunimauty= Rockefellers, Morgans, Carnegies, World bankers, etc.) who run the world out of business. Take all their money from them and see how they like it. I'd feed the hungry, all that stuff to make the world a better place, and then I'd tell all the Muslums that they have to change their religon. I'd go and punch George Bush for letting the Illuminauty control him, and for coming on as a christian, when he is really a satanist. Then I'd go back in time to 1979 and freeze time. (excelent year ) Then put a nice big house in the middle of some forest for my family to live in. Whew, running the world isn't easy, I give God credit for that. (as well as for other things.)

[MiddleMan07]

I would put the Illuminauty (i really don't know how to spell it. Illunimauty= Rockefellers, Morgans, Carnegies, World bankers, etc.) who run the world out of business. Take all their money from them and see how they like it. I'd feed the hungry, all that stuff to make the world a better place, and then I'd tell all the Muslums that they have to change their religon. I'd go and punch George Bush for letting the Illuminauty control him, and for coming on as a christian, when he is really a satanist. Then I'd go back in time to 1979 and freeze time. (excelent year ) Then put a nice big house in the middle of some forest for my family to live in. Whew, running the world isn't easy, I give God credit for that. (as well as for other things.)

Youre weird.

[trixter468]

I would put the Illuminauty (i really don't know how to spell it. Illunimauty= Rockefellers, Morgans, Carnegies, World bankers, etc.) who run the world out of business. Take all their money from them and see how they like it. I'd feed the hungry, all that stuff to make the world a better place, and then I'd tell all the Muslums that they have to change their religon. I'd go and punch George Bush for letting the Illuminauty control him, and for coming on as a christian, when he is really a satanist. Then I'd go back in time to 1979 and freeze time. (excelent year ) Then put a nice big house in the middle of some forest for my family to live in. Whew, running the world isn't easy, I give God credit for that. (as well as for other things.)

Youre weird.

You're weird.

[Lion]

You both need to cut it out.  Cut it or I'll ban it!

[Honey Lips Soldier]

Aahhh... I've dreamed about this...
First off, I'd put my friend's brain into a squid (she knows why) and release her into the sea.
I'd cancel all the debts the third world countries owe Britain and America then give the third world countries everybody's earnings for a whole day.
Let's see.. I'd shoot all the murderers etc. (on the spot, therefore ruling out mixed identities and whether-or-not-they-did-it arguments) with constant surveilance and snipers posted everywhere 24/7.
I'd also have every idiot killed and every chav sent to the moon for experiments.
I'd stop the broadcasting of crap adverts on TV and reality TV shows and lame music on the music channels.
Ah yes. And I'd assure that The Warriors was broadcast at least once every day, non-Disterctor's Cut and Director's Cut version (for those who like it).
*singing* Moon chavs - chavs on the moon! In a burbery spaceship! Chavs on the moon!
One more thing! I'd announce myself a famous singer! And I'd own the Eiffel Tower and live there!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay, I'm done.
Good topic.
xox

[trixter468]

Sorry LIONS. I shouldn't have said that. I would also have the world run around singing

"Ding Dong The Witch is dead. The Witch is dead. The Witch is dead. Ding Dong The Witch is dead today!!

Because Saddam Hussein was executed.

[krossthug]

I would go on the imax screen and tell peopl commands and stuff and get lots of merchendise like bling

[LIPPY]

I'd hook up every single politician, every member of government, religious figures and others to the most advanced and sophisticated Lie Detectors around today... then have all the brainbox 'Bill Hicks'' of the world ask them all the questions they don't want to hear...

I'd also air it worldwide on every TV station and radio channel... then sit back and watch from an indestructible tower as it all kicks off afterwards.

Game on!

8-[

No?! Alright then... in that case, I'd just get someone to build me a fridge with an infinite amount of 'Pralines and Cream flavoured Haagen Daas Ice Cream' in it... Yeah, that'll do.