COURT IS NOW IN SESSION !!!!!!!

[TheGingerWarrior]

Imagination My Friends.
Imagination

[Cowboy Is Cool]

Wait a sec.... LOSER AWARD? When did they start giving those out?

I'm sorry Jim, Tantive has not won the loser award. Rather, you have:



Hell, you can win this award at this point:



But hey, what can you do. After all, you must be terrified of us at this point.



^^^^^^ Almost as bad as that kid, if not worse! But that's alright Jim! You've taken quite a beating at this point!



And ya know what? We would stop, if only you would. But you just keep on coming.

But hey, what can we do? All we can do is make an....



And hope you finally get the message.

[Tantive7]

WOW..This Courtroom has spilled out into another Court..
The CourtYard.. Now we have more space..To Play..


Cowboy is Cool..
This is starting to feel like From Dusk Till Dawn..
I LOVE THIS..  ALL OF US HERE..
Brother,you keep outdoing me!!!!


WHERE IS JIM...
I CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR HIM..

Hey Turnbull...
Here...Let Cowboy is Cool make him famous..
JIM..Here is your HEADSHOT!!!


TheGingerWarrior That shot of The Movie Crank was HOT!!!
That's what I'm talking about..That was FUNNY!!!


And the question was asked to me by cochise890 heavy muscle
What would the weapon of choice be?? For me..


[glow=red,2,300]AND!!!![/glow]

THIS BAD BOY..

[Warriorfan54321]

Ladies and Gentlemen this just in!

Jim morrison is preparing an army against all Impact Posters



Yes that's them they are ready and waiting but dont mind trying to make love either but don't worry.
HERE COMES THE CAVALRY


yes a fight went on



and what a fight with some dirty pet tricks from jims side


But it was nothing we warriors couldn't handle . 

We also got an animal inside the on the job and he buried one of Jims men


The fight ended and only jim was left Tantive 7 took care of him with a rifle


I dug jims grave with great pleasure


And Jim was no more


IMPACT
WF54321

[Tantive7]

Congrats to JIM..
I see that he is online..Reading this Post..
Let me just say..
On behalf of me!!
Brother you have become the most
[glow=red,2,300]FAMOUS MEMBER EVER[/glow]
On this Forum!!
I see that you are Speechless..
What's the matter?..Cat got your tougue
Come on..Big man..Got Nothing to say..
All of this celebrity that you wanted..
All the Fame..
Well now you have it..
And to anyone reading this..WOW
What you have missed..But Wait..
[glow=red,2,300]THE BEST IS STILL YET TO COME!!!
[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Because THANKS TO YOU,AS OF THIS MOMENT[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]WE HAVE JUST FOUNDED..TODAY ON THIS FORUM[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300]THE IMPACT POSTERS!!!!![/glow]

[jim morrison]

i guess i did become something to this forum

[Tantive7]

Thanks to you..You just helped Form the First Ever
Welcoming Committee A.K.A.
[glow=red,2,300]THE IMPACT POSTERS[/glow]
So in case we ever come across,
any Negative Postings about The Warriors..
Will be welcomed by This WELCOMING COMMITTEE

MY GOD!!! This is simply amazing,Maybe Our First Step is to visit the
[glow=red,2,300]AJAX OVERATED POST[/glow]
And cause Havok There??

KARTOON How about,An IMPACT POSTER or IMPACT PLAYER SIG??

[Cowboy79]

jim, I hope this thread shows you never ever mess with Tantive cause this is what will happen



He'll own you like Chappelle owned Godzilla, then the army of warriors will come down on you and rip you to shreads



and if ya come back for more we'll gladly dish out more punishment







So Jim lets hope you learned your lesson and remember this

[jim morrison]

who cares what you post about me, i'll just keep coming back

[Ajax_41]

That's the spirit! 

[Swan 1979]

who cares what you post about me, i'll just keep coming back

And then we will will just keep impact posting

Jim are you feeling a little down

maybe this help

Maybe you should go outside and chill a bit Jim youve become so famous for being owned so bad.

[Jigsaw]

And as we continue with our fight Jim, Please note...
Another SuperStar of The Forum,
Who is officially The Wolverine of The Forum to me..
[glow=red,2,300]JIGSAW[/glow]


Forum Posters Like you,are what FEUL,and Feed this passion and Drive in me..
And on top of that,you Still get the Girl..

[glow=red,2,300]GO JIGSAW!!!![/glow]

Hey, fueling is what I do, but let's not get too far off our serious agenda. Jim isn't the only one around here. We need to keep this place tip top and make sure nobody messes with the rules, or they'll answer to:



T7 (or as Paulie refers to Tony Soprano, "T"), I thank you on the acknowledgement, I'm sure next time I see you we'll be teaming up in a royal rumble matchup, you and me'll be like Bret and Owen Hart together again buddy



As for the From Dusk Til Dawn crossovers, don't forget me, I'm Sex Machine, no doubt!

[GramercyRiff99]

The Story of Jim Morrison

Based on "The Story of Bonnie and Clyde" by Bonnie Parker, 1934

You've read the story of Jesse James-
Of of his life on the run;
If you're still in need
Of something to read
Here's the story of Jim Morrison.

Now Jim Morrison is a bit of a fool.
I'm sure you all have read
How he verbally attacks
And when someone talks back
Their points go right over his head.

There's lots of untruths to his write-ups;
We're not all so stupid as that;
His nature is raw;
He ignores our laws-
An evil and insulting rat.

He calls us cold-blooded posters;
He says we are heartless and mean;
And I say without pride,
That I never knew this guy
When he was honest and upright and clean.

Because the impact posters fooled around,
Kept taking him down whenever he'd tell,
Till he said to me,
"I'll never be free,
So I'll meet a few of them in hell."

The forum was so dimly lighted;
The black background easy on the eyes;
But he made up his mind
If all posters were fine,
They wouldn't give up till he died.

The forums get dimmer and dimmer;
Sometimes you can hardly see;
But it's fight, man to man,
And he does all he can,
For he knows he can never be free.

From heart-break some people have suffered;
Our lives might not be any fun;
But take it all in all,
Our troubles are small
Till we get like Jim Morrison.

If a thread is spammed up in Movies,
And they have no clue to go on;
If they can't find a fiend,
They just wipe their slate clean
And hang it on Jim Morrison.

There's a crime committed on this forum
By Jim Morrison, our man of the hour;
He uses his hands,
For slander and demands,
Though he doesn't have any real power.

A mod once said to his buddy:
"I wish old Jim would just go;
I'm laughing too much,
From his little touch,
On the forums that all of us know."

Now our friend Jim didn't hear yet,
But Tantive called up and said;
"I'm not starting any fights--
I'm just using my rights--
To keep these forums from ending up dead."

Now The Warriors Movie Forum,
Is known as a place to have fun,
Where the posters are smart,
And they have a good heart,
But they won't tolerate Jim Morrison.

If they try to act like citizens,
And post a thread that's not crap,
About the third post
Their thread's turned to toast
By Jim's keyboard's rat-a-tap-tap.

He thinks that he's just persecuted,
He thinks that the law never wins;
He's been yelled at before,
But he always ignores
That impact posts are the punishment for sin.

Some day he'll go down forever;
And then our problems will be none;
To few it'll be grief--
To the rest a relief--
But it's death for Jim Morrison.

[emissary]

This is the shortest 6 page thread ever.  It is rather pointless in the end.  But it has its merits. 

[Cowboy Is Cool]

Well, everybody seems to have their own interpretations of what us, the IMPACT POSTERS, are like. This is what I think....

Well, we have to start with good old Tantive7, of course! Our leader, our founder, our mentor, our inspiration!There he is in action, ready to take down ANYBODY and EVERYBODY who gets in his way.

Then there's Jigsaw of course, one of our most prominent members!

Look at that face! You get on his bad side, watch out!

Then comes cochise890 heavy muscle! One of the first (besides tantive, of course) to make an impact!

Super dedicated to the cause, loves to make an impact! What's not to like?

Then we have GramercyRiff99, the badass himself!

Look at him, large and in charge!

How could I not mention TheGingerWarrior, huh? He came out of the woodwork to impress us all!

There he is in full-on KILL mode! Watch out, Jim!

Then, there's turnbull_badger! Man, he's one tough mother! Just look at him!

He's glaring at Jim with those evil eyes! Beware!

And then, last but not least- me!

I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, so I won't say anything!

Just for kicks, I found a pic of me and TheGingerWarrior in action:

I'm aiming at Jim. Poor fool tried to get his mom to distract us! But nope! GingerWarrior has her covered!

And what about this one? This is when us Impact Posters had a little mexican standoff with Jim's crew!

The others were kicking butt elsewhere!

I will finish with this- DON'T MESS WITH THE IMPACT POSTERS!

Or you're history.